Hansel & Gretel
Hansel & Gretel
PG-13 | 08 January 2013 (USA)
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In this modern retelling of the classic horror tale, teen siblings are enslaved by a psychotic recluse within her gruesome house of horrors in the woods.

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bubbster-02116

To be honest, this movie deserves an F grade. The acting is so hokey pokey, and what makes it even worse is Dee Wallace. First of all, she knows goddamn well that the acting she did was so out of line. She probably felt embarrassed and felt bad for the other actors that they had to be in such garbage. Second of all, how can you survive a pitchfork to the stomach and multiple stabbings. Is the Dad a wizard, no. He is a normal human being like everyone else. Third, they tried to hide the fact that Lilith's home was in a neighborhood with a palm tree, not only that, the transitions were horrible, and you can clearly see there are multiple cars parked in front of the property when they head for the car. So obvious. The ending is terrible as well.

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victoriafotn

I thought this was the Hollywood Blockbuster "Witch Hunter" movie. Well it was not.I'm a fan of the Brother's Grimm, I'm a fan of horror, I'm even a (big) fan of B-movies. But this movie belongs to the "why-did-I-watch-this-why?" genre. Horrible script, bad acting, bad everything. Even Dee Wallace, who is a respectable actress, cannot make this film bearable. "Hansel" and "Gretel" is supposed to be a classic horror story, but it is completely "butchered" in this production. If you watch this,prepared to be amazed at how bad a movie can be and what a complete waste of time it was.. And if you are a Grimm fan,oh boy... Beware: Do not watch this!

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Sagar Gangabisoensingh

This movie is in one word awful Calling the characters stupid would be a compliment. They had to help a girl who was about to get eaten. It took them 15 minutes to get there while the room was 30 sec away. They also had like 50 opportunities to kill the "bad guys", but they are just hysterically shouting. There were also just horrible to see gore scenes, which where nothing but dirty to see. End was also... indescribably bad Save yourself 1 hour and 30 sec of your life and don't watch this movie.I never write reviews but this movie was so bad I had to share this. Movies like these should be banned

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trapp_p

Read the other reviews, they summarise all that is bad about this movie. Basically a waste of time and budget, B-grade horror suitable only for a late-night horror channel on TV. Not quite as bad as 'The Thing for the Black Lagoon' (but about 40 years newer) the SFX are woeful and the plot is predictable, including the punchline..... (if that is what it is supposed to be). It is what I think is called a 'cliff-hanger' - allowing you to continue the plot line later - if there is interest. In the case of this movie a sequel would be an act of insanity. Apparently I need 10 lines to submit this review so here is the tenth one.

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