Yoga Hosers
Yoga Hosers
PG-13 | 02 September 2016 (USA)
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Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.

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aiken-2

If you're going to make an ethnicity-based comedy, which I personally think is still fine and the SJW people can get suck their thumb in a corner, then you should at least put a tiny bit of effort into mimicking the ethnicity properly. Right off the bat, if you're going to put your American own kids in the lead roles, take two days to teach them how to pronounce "about" the way Canadians actually pronounce it. It's a little like "aboat", but there are some extra nuances you can easily learn to copy. Ethnic comedy only works if the stereotypes are portrayed realistically. You can't do Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's anymore. It just comes off as a lazy gimmick, and let's face it, that's all this was: a very lazy gimmick to get two famous people's kids a foot in the door of Hollywood, nothing more.

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stephenpaultaylor

I didn't watch Yoga Hosers, but why would I? Millenial kids (who are already a disgusting, narcissistic, phone-obsessed, apathetic generation), Kevin Smith (who lost whatever potential he had years ago, and (blech) it's set in Canada. Perfect recipe for disaster.Not to mention, the trailer is cringy as heck and the acting is atrocious.Avoid this movie at all costs. I would love to say I lost 88 minutes of my life, but I didn't even put myself through the agony of watching this steaming pile of doggy excrement. AVOID AVOID AVOID!!!

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thephantomgoddess

I received Yoga Hosers as an Easter gift and I thought at first that it looked really stupid because to me it looked like an Canadian train wreck with tiny German Nazi sausages. I come on IMDb and see that it got an 4.3 out of 10 and then I thought "ok, this must be really stupid". But in my opinion, i must tell you that that rating is just messed up. Yoga Hosers was a very, well, whats the word..unique movie directed by the fantastic Kevin Smith. it takes the modern day teenager and adds in its own Canadian flair which makes it one to enjoy. I was also shocked on how many recognizable celebrities were in the movie like Stan Lee, Justin Long, Sasheer Zamata and Natasha Lyonne and their characters made it even more enjoyable. overall, sure this movie did not receive a perfect 10 but i think it deserves at least an 6-8 star review because to me an 4.3 is just plain stupid and they for sure did not watch all the way through. and i still love Yoga Hosers that i have now seen it 2 times.

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siderite

It started with a great song, has some charming girls as the protagonists and a ton of celebrity actors that came in to bring their support. Some of the jokes are hilarious and the setup was awesome.Imagine this movie starring the Depp and Smith daughters, with their families in tow: Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis, Jack Depp, Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, with support from the likes of Haley Joel Osment, Justin Long, Austin Butler. Stan Lee is in this movie! And it's a Canadian parody with Yoga hosers chicks fighting devil worshipers and Nazis "the Yoga way". Wow!And now jump to the film itself which, with this much going for it, barely scratched the average. After the first 30 minutes I was thinking up funny ways of congratulating Kevin Smith for this funny and imaginative movie. After that, though, it all went downhill.I guess the biggest quarrel with the thing is its inconsistency, jumping from great fun to silly and to plain bad and back again in a matter of seconds. Kevin, I love you, but you need to think your scripts through, man!

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