Motor Home Massacre (2005) BOMB (out of 4) Horrid direct to DVD film about seven teens who take a motor home out and are eventually murdered. Much like the horrid direct to VHS horror films of the 1980s, this here features bad acting, bad directing, a bad screenplay and horrid special effects. I think I laughed once during the film and that was it for anything.It's good that anyone can make a movie today but at the same time you have to sit through trash like this film. It's clear the filmmakers don't know anything about the genre except that horror fans would rent this and perhaps put money in their pockets.

Motor Home Massacre starts as four friends, Roger (Nelson Bonilla), Lincoln (Todd Herring), Nick (Greg Corbett) & Benji (Justin Geer), climb aboard a big motor home ready for a weekend camping in the wilderness at a place called 'Black Creek Park'. On their way they pick up three girls, Sabrina (Shan Holleman), Brooke (Breanne Ashley) & Faith (Nichole Crisp) to join in the fun, however once there they are confronted with a crime scene as the previous night a double murder took place & the killer hasn't yet been apprehended...Co-edited, photographed, co-written & directed by Allen Wilbanks this is the sort of low budget crap that gives horror, the genre that I love, a bad name. The script is terrible, utterly predictable, totally clichéd, takes itself far too seriously & judging from the title you would expect some sort of slasher with a bunch of teens being killed off in various gory ways but what Motor Home Massacre is in reality is more of a murder mystery & when I use the word mystery I use it in the loosest possible sense because the killers identity is no mystery at all I had guessed it correctly within 25 minutes. This is pretty much amateur hour, everything about Motor Home Massacre sucks, the annoying teen character's are awful as is the lame dialogue, there's hardly any exploitation or horror & it's incredibly slow & boring as well. Motor Home Massacre is the sort of film with stupid character's who just make idiotic decisions & are badly realised, Motor Home Massacre is one of those piece of crap films that is literally painful to sit through. I don't know, I really don't because I've sat through a lot of these worthless zero budget shot on a camcorder glorified home film type things & frankly I'm sick of them, sorry rant over.Director Wilbanks hasn't worked on any other film in any other capacity & it show's, the whole thing is just stupid & moronic. The light levels in the sky change between shots, a single fire wouldn't create that much light on it's own, there are obvious continuity problems, there's no scares, there's no atmosphere & only a few shoddy gore scenes. There's a guy with the skin peeled off his back exposing his spine, someone is stabbed in the stomach, someone is trapped in a tent & stabbed with a spear, there's a severed arm & a rubbishy looking decapitated head. It all looks very poor & cheap though.Technically Motor Home Massacre is basic to say the least, it has not style or visual interest whatsoever. There's nothing here that particularly impresses & it looks every bit like the low budget piece of crap that it is. The rubbishy loud music annoyed me too. The acting is predictably terrible & a certain cast member should have the word 'murderer' tattooed on their forehead they make it so obvious...Motor Home Massacre is crap, it's as simple & straight forward as that & if you can find one single person to say anything good about it I'd be very surprised. I hated it, enough said.

I wasted my money on renting this horrible movie and wasn't even able to get a refund or exchange.The only reason i rented it was because of the interesting cover art.It also sounded interesting by the movie description so i wanted to see it.I thought it would be similar to something like Friday the 13th since they were going out deep in the woods and were being stalked by a maniac.I watched a bit of this movie and then skipped from scene to scene hating it even more.I finally turned it off and watched something else which wasn't the greatest movie either but at least watchable. This film must have been either a student film or a very very bad B movie.I don't even know how it ended up in this DVD rental shop. The acting was worse then porn star acting.There was no plot and it looked like a rough cut of some movie made by a total amateur. I love horror movies and am open minded but this was absolute garbage!

May contain spoilers- Lion's Gate has delivered yet another painful movie that is a total ripoff of something done a million times before.I am learning real fast Lion's Gate = CRAP! This movie sure does have it all- fake accents, more silicone than a hardware store, horrible acting, horrible script, looks like a home movie with the cheesy fade between, and even a bunch of old chicks (and guys) fooling themselves that they are acting and worse trying to portray an age range that they may have seen 10-20 years ago! It is totally unbelievable. It made me very sick to see this crap! One guy looked like he had spray on hair or something during the first travel scene where he is checking out stuff! The opening scene just ruined it all totally fake and way overdone. The coloring was way off on the blood and the whole thing just stunk! Many "ideas" can be seen where they have ripped it off from other films from the slasher 80's types.I am a HUGE fan of horror and enjoy many low budget. But save yourself some pain and avoid this one! It is horrible!! It truly is that bad. Save yourself time and money by avoiding this one!