I did not watch this movie for the longest time because of all the horrible reviews. I liked the whitest kids you know and was excited to see my favorite two staring in a movie, however all the poor reviews kept me from doing so. But when I finally did break down and watch it... I was laughing out loud and wondering why I let poor reviews stop me. This movie is very funny and deserves better ratings. If you like whites kids you know then you will like this movie and vise versa. It is a late night raunchy comedy and can stand up on the self next to any other late night comedy. Trevor Moore and Zach Creggier are a funny talented duo that play great off each other. So do not pay attention to the poor ratings. If you like late night comedies then give this movie a try, it is sure to have you laughing out loud.

Miss March (2009): Dir: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore / Cast: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi, Molly Stanton, Hugh Hefner: Raunchy teen comedy about reputation and expectations. When Eugene awakens from a four year coma he discovers that his high school girlfriend is the March centerfold in Playboy. With his brother Tucker's help they begin a standard road trip to win her back. Ends as expected but directors Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore are very funny as the two leads. Cregger is the victim of the coma whose experiences in a wheelchair accompany uncontrolled bowel moments. Moore means well but is irresponsible particularly when involved in a dangerous relationship. Raquel Alessi plays the innocent girl turned centerfold with an interesting side twist. Molly Stanton steals scenes as Tucker's furious girlfriend. She has epilepsy, which causes her to bite an area of the body where Moore least wanted bitten. When he uses a fork to gain freedom she roars in hot pursuit with her psychotic fireman brother. Hugh Hefner makes a cameo where he brings insight into one's view of women, whether viewers take him seriously or not. Underrated sex comedy regarding our fantasies in viewing women especially since most teenage males have desired such women. Numerous graphic sex jokes featured but like Sex Drive it caters to our hormonal expectations verses real relationships. Score: 7 / 10

The problem with pushing the envelope is that for everyone who does it well, there's a legion of imitators who do it poorly. Miss March is one of the numerous ugly cousins of the Judd Apatow raunch-comedy genre. Whereas Apatow and a few others do it cleverly and usually with a point, films like this are dumb, shallow and vulgar for the sake of vulgarity. This movie does distinguish itself by creating a main character who is utterly unsympathetic for the target audience of this sort of thing and then pairing him with a sidekick who couldn't be less realistic or more poorly portrayed than casting a labradoodle to play the reanimated corpse of Jonas Salk.Eugene (Zach Cregger) is a high school dork who preaches abstinence to middle schoolers and is almost deathly afraid of having sex with his smokin' hot girlfriend (Raquel Alessi). Just as they're finally about to make the beast with two backs after prom, Eugene falls down the stairs and into a coma. 4 years later, he wakes up and discovers his then-virginal girlfriend is the latest Playboy Playmate. His best friend Tucker (Trevor Moore), who appears to be some weird amalgam of Johnny Knoxville and Cosmo Kramer, concocts a plan where the two of them will head across the country to the Playboy Mansion to confront Eugene's girlfriend over her harlot ways. The plan gets put into fastforward when Tucker has to flee because he stabbed his girlfriend (Molly Stanton) in the face with a fork when she had an epilepsy seizure while performing oral sex. With the help of a couple of mega-horny lesbians and an old high school friend who's become a rapper named Horsedick.MPEG (Craig Robinson), they finally make to the mansion and everybody has a happy ending. Except, of course, for the poor viewer who sits through this whole unfunny melange.The fundamental problem with Miss March is that there's not a single realistic character or moment in the whole thing. In the Apatow raunch-comedy genre, the whole idea is that they're stories about uncomfortable or taboo areas of human life and relationships. The crudity and grossness is a representation of that honesty, making a joke about something nobody talks about. Everything in this movie is phony and contrived. Without that connection to honest reality, the crudity is just sub-adolescent indulgence. Which can be funny, but only if it's actually done in a very smart way.Unfortunately, in addition to being fake, Miss March is poorly written. Let me give you two examples. Eugene is the main character of the story and is immediately presented to the audience as an asexual dork who frightens young children with his anti-sex obsession. Why should anyone, particularly the fans of raunchy humor, identify or empathize with Eugene? He's more like the bad buy from a teen sex comedy. And at the end of the film, there's a scene of humiliation inflicted on Horsedick.MPEG and it's clearly supposed to be one of the big "eewwww!" laughs of the movie. However, humiliation is only funny when it happens to people who deserve it. But there's really no reason for the audience, especially the raunch comedy audience, to resent or dislike Horsedick. He's certainly no more annoying or contemptible than Tucker, who's supposed to be one of the good guys. Since there's no reason for Horsedick to get any "just desserts", it falls almost completely flat when it happens.There are some bare breasts in Miss March, though Eugene's beautiful girlfriend never gets naked, which is about as big a bait-and-switch as you'll find. If you're really stupid, it's also possible you might laugh at this stuff. Other than desperately horny morons, however, no one should watch this thing.

I saw this on my local listings and read the description, and being 17 said to myself "This is my type of move!" And this is how I set to record one of the funniest, yet, mediocre films I have ever seen.It takes me back just one month, and the eve of my graduation, getting drunk with all of my friends in celebration, and this is how this movie really connects to its audience. It will appear to the younger generation, probably ages 15-23 in particular. This movie started off in a good way, showing how one boys coming of age as such, when he finds a playboy. He immediately stops pretending the floor is made of Lava and walks off looking at this magazine. fast forward to senior year! The same two, Same personalities, Tucker the women objectifier and self professed playa, and then Eugene, a kind hearted one lady man. They are just two best friends talking about what most teenage boys do, sex and girls. I wont go any further on the subject, because i may ruin the film for you, but it is a great flick!As we go further into this film, four years on from senior year, an ingenious baseball bat trick and strobe lights all come together to form one hell of a journey! This film is laughs a minute and is pure gold! This is getting a bad rap from many, but in order to love this film, you have to be just as immature as Tucker! It has some of the best lines i have ever heard, that had me in stitches! And many moments when i was crying in laughter, Miss March provides comedy in a stunning way.This crazy storyline is so out there, it is believable! Now if you did not like the film, Sex Drive, please do not pick this film up! You probably wont like this film, however if you did, or you are in for a laid back teenager comic flick, give this one a go! You never know, it might be your favourite movie of all time!This is not the perfect film, acting is really hurt in some key moments of the film, but the positives just prove to be the success story in this whole production and i would be proud to have had this film on my resume! and believe me when i tell you this, Straws and the phrase ".mpeg" will take on a whole new meaning to you after this film.3.2/5 Stars