Stan Helsing
Stan Helsing
R | 27 October 2009 (USA)
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A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?

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mrivas-42691

Cheesy, drawn out, cheap, not funny. Film either tries too much or not enough and never meets a happy median.

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adlagema

First, let me say that I LOVE stupid, juvenile, slapstick humor. Just for reference, I've thoroughly enjoyed such movies as the 'Scary Movie' franchise, 'Vampires Suck', 'Meet the Spartans', etc - some pretty dumb, but funny humor there. There aren't too many comedies, especially spoofs that I haven't at least CHUCKLED at. Stan Helsing did not even make me smile. It was so bad it actually made me angry for having wasted my time watching it. Absolutely NOTHING in this movie is funny. Not even remotely. The ONLY and I mean ONLY remotely 'interesting' element of this movie were the hot actresses. I honestly don't understand how anyone could rate this movie more than one star. I'd give it zero stars if it were possible. Please do yourself a favor and avoid this movie - even if you can watch it for free. It's not worth your time, let alone your money.

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FlashCallahan

I'm not a fan of the Scary Movie franchise, or those blasted ..... movie movies, so I knew what I was letting myself in for, but in the back of my head, I thought, just one of these movies, just one, could change the way they make these movies.It's still need to be made though. There is one good visual gag involving the Ring right at the beginning, and then it goes way of the old toilet humour and sexual innuendo gags at every level possible.The cast are given very little to do, apart from scream, act really stupid, and just generally irritate the audience.Story is silly but to the point, titular character has to deliver some videos (even though there DVDs) and ends up getting lost and the townsfolk mistake him for Hugh Jackman.Cue lots of unfunny jokes referencing slasher movies of the eighties and Leslie Nielsen in a wig and make up.It's as bad as it sounds.I wish I hadn't had bothered.

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kosmasp

It actually isn't. But that is the actual German title this movie got. I haven't translated it into English. This is it. Suffice to say, the movie would not live up to an expectation you would have, when you hear that title. It's also true that some people expected more "spoof" than is actually in the movie.Maybe it is not so much the "spoof" percentage, but the fact that it just didn't feel funny to most people. And I'll be the first to admit, that quite a few jokes didn't really work. Still the movie tries hard and it has actors in it (which can't be said about others spoofs of recent times). It is not laugh out loud funny, you might chuckle here and there. It has good production values and looks good (not only our lead actresses). All in all, very decent indeed!

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