If any film was thoroughly deserving of a minus rating, then this is it. A score of 1.9 out of 10 is seriously way too generous. Sitting through this movie is painful. It makes you cringe, makes you feel uncomfortable, and doesn't have a single funny moment in the entire thing.There is literally nothing positive to say. The film is exactly as the title suggests - a disaster. Terrible in every aspect and the least funny comedy I've ever seen. The directors, writers and anybody else involved in the making of this crap shouldn't be allowed to even attempt something else. Not ever.Unfortunately, I have to give it 1 star, but it doesn't deserve it. If anything, it deserves a minus rating.
... View MoreAs the title suggests, "Disaster Movie" is a disastrous movie about disasters (these disasters include the Sex and the City cast). I found myself laughing at many parts when I first watched it, but now that I really think about it, the whole movie is filled with very childish and downright lazy humor.The parody is not very good, I mean there are many parody movies way better than this. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer should've looked at those parodies that actually work and take inspiration from them instead of the Scary Movie series.Not a good movie, but I wouldn't say it deserves to be in the Bottom 100 (where it seems to be right now), either.I vote 3 out of 10. I don't recommend watching this.
... View MoreLots of crude jokes...but are their any smart ones, like in Scary Movie? Let's see, hmmm...no! There is no jokes that aren't crude. You can take a look in the quotes section if you don't believe me. In fact, I think it's stupid for me to write a review for this bullcrap. I'm just in so much anger watching it, that I had to release my anger by writing this down. You won't laugh once. There was also this pointless cheerleader scene which was utterly stupid, and unintelligent. I felt like killing myself when I reached the end of the movie. My eyeballs were melting...you're TEARING ME APART, Disaster Movie!However, I guess the batman homage scene was relatively funny. But trust me, there will be no other jokes that'll make you laugh.Overall, I give this a very generous 1.4/10. Holy crap, that movie was bad.
... View MoreJust how this piece of manure ever made it past the script stage is one of cinema's great mysteries.You actually feel embarrassed for the actors in this. One thing you have to credit the film company is was them allowing a 2 year old to write this piece of crud.If anyone actually laughed at any part of this then you have issues and probably laugh at trees. I remember seeing a film called Men in White and as much as I could take of the shocking Scary Movie and thinking that they could never be beaten in the worst comedy ever category. This proved me wrongUtter tripe
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