Absolutely no dinosaurs. Seriously. I watched this entire film and there wasn't a single velociraptor. Not one. There were so many opportunities for dinosaur. I mean, lesbians are great, but they're not as good as a tyrannosaurus Rex. How can you classify a planet as 'Dinosaur' without any dinosaurs. If there were dinosaurs and they were lesbian dinosaurs that would be fine but lesbians without any dinosaurs is misleading at best. Absolutely no dinosaurs. Seriously. I watched this entire film and there wasn't a single velociraptor. Not one. There were so many opportunities for dinosaur. I mean, lesbians are great, but they're not as good as a tyrannosaurus Rex. How can you classify a planet as 'Dinosaur' without any dinosaurs. If there were dinosaurs and they were lesbian dinosaurs that would be fine but lesbians without any dinosaurs is misleading at best.

This flick here is one that people do search so therefore I will review another Tina Krause flick that not that many people has seen. Chloroformed And Cloned Co-Ed. It is out on shock-o-rama VHS and is OOP and very obscure. It's just a piece of trash with really bad acting but what makes it collectible is the fact that Tina Krause is in it, known for her nudity and that is what she does here. From the first minute until the last minute she is walking around with her juggs to show. Only a few times she goes full frontal. The tape I received didn't had any year on it it was made and there's nothing to find on the Web. The story goes that Suzy Johnson (Tina Krause) and her boyfriend are adding some new kicks towards there sexlife. But Suzy ends up dead after an experiment with chloroform and electrocution. A deranged medical student clones Suzy 16 times. But they all escape and enters a house with a German butcher who only likes to violate them. The story looks promising but it all looks like a spoof. Bad bad acting and only the juggs of Tina are acting better than the thespians themselves. It's ultra low budget, just look at the electrocution scene, the light goes out and back on and it repeats but you can easily hear that someone is playing with the switch. Total crap but collectible due a few reasons, first, Tina Krause, but also in the acting is John Bacchus who went further to direct a lot of erotic spoofs and flicks. Maybe the best known Play-mate Of The Apes (2002). Alan Spence just turned up one more time as cinematographer in The Vampire's Seduction (1998). Joe Ned aalso went further as writer and producer in the erotic business. G.W Lawrence was also involved but can't say if it was him as seen in Play Dead (1998)? If you want to see early shock-o-rama's just before Misty Mundae became involved, also seen a lot together with Tina Krause then it's a hunt worthy. Give it 2 on 10Gore 0/5 Nudity 3/5 Effects 0/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0/5

It's apparent after only a few minutes of watching this mess that the filmmakers just didn't care about the final product. Yes, I recognize that this film was meant as a soft core porn, and that engrossing plots rarely occur in this type of film, but this is simply a disaster from start to finish.Occasionally, the film tries to be funny, but when a farting and defecating dinosaur is the comedic highlight, you know your film isn't funny. Slightly more often, we'll get some dialogue in an attempt to fake a plot. But the main reason for this type of movie is obviously the nudity and sex, and here, it fails, too.Sure, there is frequent nudity from the generally unappealing cast, but the sex scenes are, to be very kind, weak. It's bizarre watching a film when the women are all so ready, willing, and experienced at on screen nudity, and then seem so hesitant to even touch each other. It's almost as if the cast was repulsed by one another, the simulated sex was so wholly unbelievable. Observing a breast exam would probably be more erotic than this.So, if you're looking for lame fake sex featuring mediocre-looking women along with pitifully bad writing, acting, and comedy, this film is for you. Otherwise, do yourself a favor and watch a Surrender Cinema film next time you want soft porn. Admittedly, their plots are awful, too, but at least the women are attractive in their movies.

Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet is the story of alien anthropologists come to Earth in it's primitive past to study prehistoric lesbian societies. It's soft-core porn so I can live without a plot, that isn't my gripe... it's everything else: the girls aren't attractive (they range from 3-5 on a scale to 10), the fake sex isn't titillating and the costumes look like someone ripped up a jungle print bed sheet.The fake sex is so fake it's laughable. We watch a tedious 5 minutes of a cavegirl licking another cavegirl's breast, another tedious 5 minutes of cavegirl grinding another cavegirl's face into her lower stomach (it's supposed to be oral sex), more tedious minutes watching a cavegirl jabbing a fake bone under a cavegirl's left butt cheek while said girl lays with her legs open (bone dildo sex I guess). And worst of all, even the kissing is fake with the girls occasionally touching tongue tips and maybe bumping lips.Maybe I'm radical here but why bother doing a movie like this with fake sex. Hire some real porn stars and edit the sex content down to where you want it; it might be lame still, but at least it would be real.