Quite possibly the most catastrophically stupid shark movie ever made. How country folk are seen by the Limo Liberal slime of Hollywood is perfectly depicted in this wretched piece of trailer trash filth. Every imaginable trailer trash-redneck cliche is stretched to the farthest gear when radiated sharks seek blood and gore on an unsuspecting population of Oxycotton drenched trailer trash. Plot? Who cares about plots at a time like this. Movies like this revel in the theme of despicable type casting, cliche strangled and mangled main characters and zero story line development. The only obvious interest lies in the never ending body count of Billy Joes and Bobby Sues getting "ate" by those damned shark critters. Oh the humanity.
... View MoreThere is no point in mentioning the obvious, that this film is bad, as its called Shark Shock (or Trailer Park Shark). If you're reading this then you're here as you are a shark film lover! This is one of the few shark films that are around that is actually worth it, there are a few funny moments, with absolutely no one taking the film seriously, which feels like is the best way to do these films. The Macarena scene is stand out purely for the fact the Macarenca song is a bad cover and isn't trying to be the Macarena. Also, this film could have an extra tagline of "American Pie: The Reunion: 2 - The Hunt for Jason Biggs". Additional, Mr Belding from Saves By The Bell makes an appearance.
... View MoreNot only the worst movie, but also a dumb stupid director has made
... View MoreThis is the type of movie that requires a negative rating or at least a zero to separate it from the truly terrible movies which at least deserve a score of one. The plot is that a after a natural disaster and a bomb detonated by a ruthless businessman and his henchmen a huge shark is trapped in a river. Upon being blown up it gains the power to generate electric shocks like an electric eal. And it kills quite a few local trailer park/swamp residents. The acting is terrible, the effects are worse, the story is laughable and the attempt at humour is the worst ever seen in a terrible shark film. And that's saying something given that there are movies out there like Avalanche Sharks, Three-Headed Shark Attack, Sharknado and its sequels. Even the music score is annoying beyond belief. Even though the movie was obviously not trying to be serious it still makes Sharknado seem like Shakespeare. Avoid it all costs.
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