I never write reviews but his one definitely deserves a review. So the typical college aged kids have a party get super drunk and drugged out, finals a random egg looking thing and bring it to the party only to wake up to the sand being alive. Well it's a hour and a half of screeching (screaming) shooting acting, and dumb decisions. It finally gets to the end and they are about to survive but the lead decided to stop and say how much she loves the cheating boyfriend wasting times they make it into a car that clearly was working fine but don't try to start it to get out of there. Simply horrible ! Don't wait time. Better b movies.
... View MoreWow. Just Wow. I really don't know why I subject myself to this kind of torture. Somehow I stumbled across this title and said to myself "ok, I'll bite" Big mistake. The only reason I'm giving it 2 stars is because of the boobie shot they made the one bimbo do. Otherwise its one star all the way. Where to begin - the plot - a bunch of Southern California millenial morons have a beach party that goes to hell after dragging some kind of huge pod / testicle-looking thing onto the beach where it hatches during the night as the partygoers bang one another, stuff some fat dude in a steel drum and draw a penis on his face, and pass out in various places, with one chick so wasted that she passes out without her bikini top on. The next morning as everyone comes to, the lead bimbo sees a bird get eaten by the sand and, being the quick wit that she is, realizes if you walk on the sand you die. Cue the four dummies in the car, one of whom is the main bimbo's ex-boyfriend who's apparently banged the black chick sleeping next to him all to the dismay of the lead bimbo. So you just know that eventually they're gonna have it out over this muscle-headed douche (who's probably a closet "alternate lifestyle chooser" to begin with). Anyhow, as everyone awakens, the big fat black dude with a penis drawn on his face (who by the way is a close resemblance to Huell of Breaking Bad) has been shoved into a steel drum and is now stuck. As another boneheaded muscle-bound freak goes to help him out, he gets stuck in the sand and is eaten. From here on out its essentially a "have everyone die one at a time" formula, until the very end when the lead bimbo somehow gets her hands on some gasoline and torches "the thing", thus ending the ordeal. But for some reason we're subjected to another 3 or 4 minute scene of the two surviving chicks clutching each other in the police suv for what seems a ridiculously long time where you're expecting something else to happen. But nothing does. I was hoping for a little girl-on-girl action at the end. But that was not be. I'm guessing that the "actresses" in this crap-o-rama really believe that they're on their way to legitimate film roles and that their days of doing porn are over. But they really shouldn't give up their bread-and-butter just yet. In conclusion - this definitely rates up there as a real dog of a movie and gives Steven Seagal's "Sniper" a run for its money in the "freakin' ridiculous movie" category. Peace-out.
... View MoreIt was not horrible but it wasn't great either, I probably could of found something better to watch. However,I watched it and the acting was mediocre, the plot was off putting to me for the most part, and seeing how long it took to make this really put things in prospective for me. Above anything else in the movie and everything else set aside, NO ONE picks up a slimy foreign object that needs two people to carry and that has never been seen, places it somewhere and forget about it 5 mins later. Moreover when the first character is suppose to die it would seem the second steals the spot light. More of a budget comedic horror film. I gave it a 4/10 cause it did keep me from being stupid bored.
... View MoreI love to watch dead teenager movie, I dunno why but I think because its fun to watch. I never read any plot of the sand, I just watch it without nothing to expect and that's just my style. I love this movie! Its not really a good movie, its cliché but its still got the tension. This is a horror movie by the way so tension and suspense are really important here. I think I know why the rating is so low, its the same reason, people expecting too much and ended up frustrated. Its plot is not really idiot because its so hard to avoid the sand, so they also make us thinking so hard on how they can get out of this mess. They also make us care about some character and I'm sure some of us feel sad for some of the death. Then, this movie will be better if they got some more money for the cheap CGI. Only the CGI make this movie bad, other than that, the acting and everything is OK.
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