Not sure why the ratings are so low (currently 4.8) cause this is perfectly watchable for a comedy-horror.Perhaps they expected a lot of nudity because of the title and poster (not much in that department) and felt duped and rated it low because of that, I don't know.Sure it's no masterpiece or anything but it's never flat out dull and the characters are pretty funny.It's about a teenage guy who's been selected as a virgin sacrifice for a satanic cult, in order to prevent that from coming true he needs to get laid or die trying ASAP, and that's pretty much the movie. So not Shakespeare exactly and some minor flaws but if you dug 'THE FINAL GIRLS (2015)' or 'HELL BABY (2013)' or the like I don't see why you wouldn't dig this enough.

I thought the premise of the film was lending itself to some fun. I was imagining a mix of magic used for pornographic reasons and devil ridden apostles trying to kill the protagonist. But in the end it was just uneventful, unsuspenseful and unfunny.There isn't more I can say about it, except to fill the mandatory (and pointless!) ten lines, not because I can't find something, but because there really isn't anything worth telling. I think Jesse Carere is a talented young actor that was completely wasted on a really weak script.Bottom line: waste of time.

College student Neil is pretty much in it. His parents are part of a cult that worship Satan, Neil has been encouraged to remain a virgin as part of their 'religion.' However Neil is unaware that his parents plan for Neil to be sacrificed to Satan in order to prevent peace on Earth for a further thousand years. Neil's parents relate to him that he was born for a purpose, and he later discovers what they have in store for him, only just escaping the Sacrificial alter. Neil has to lose his virginity in a bid to save his life. He tries everything, with little luck, then contemplates a prostitute.I love that in so many productions it's an Englishman that's cast as a villain, Cary Elwes is amusing as Sheldon, he has a great voice. He's physically quite amusing too.Some of the production values look a little cheap at times, but it doesn't matter, it's not trying to be something other then an amusing b movie.It's not exactly a laugh out loud fest, more the type of film that will have you sniggering at times, it has to be said though that Jesse Carere and Daryl Sabara are both very charismatic, and worthy leads.Worth a giggle. 6/10

The basic idea of the movie is funny, sure, but that's about it.Also: It's not nearly as raunchy as one might think; no nudity whatsoever, no really explicit scenes at all except for a lot of sexual references in the dialogue.Extremely low production values are painfully evident throughout, and it's hard to say if the jokes could have worked with some remotely decent actors. Apart from Cary Elwes, Kristin Bauer van Straten (Pam from "True Blood") and (possibly) Jon Dore, chances are you won't be familiar with any of the other cast members. And you won't be wondering why...Really, an absolute waste of time. Move on.