that's it, that's the whole review. it's sharks...that swim in the sand. if you read that title and see the movie poster and are expecting *anything* higher than b-movie level graphics, CGI, script and acting, please give your TV to an orphanage. think about it...it's SHARKS that SWIM IN THE SAND.so why did i give it 8/10? because it's SHARKS THAT SWIM IN THE SAND! it's too incredibly moronic and sophomoric to be taken seriously, and for that, i found it genius. i doubt the actors are realistically looking to this as a their break-thru performances, so there is no need to critique this movie for anything other that what it is: a fantastically stupid, b level-shark movie. if you're watching this movie and expecting anything but ridiculousness, please pick up a book.

I love ridiculous movies - funny movies - stupid movies . This movie is just terrible even if it was meant to be terrible . I found my kids watching it and even they said to me we need to turn this thing off. Do Not in any way turn this movie on for fear of brain damage. It may very well end up being a cult type film especially in Colorado and Washington State in the near future as they may be more apt to enjoy said film while treating their ailments. For them it will be a great way to enjoy the legalities afforded to them recently - The rest of America would be better served to "just say no" to this movie until the laws are changed in their respective states.

What can I say? Just a waste of time. Even 30 minutes of this is like an eternity! I hope nobody actually made any money off of this horrible excuse for a film production. It should not even be allowed as a tax write-off for a business loss. In fact, decency should compel society to make such films illegal. It's that bad! Even Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was more entertaining; and made more sense! There is no humor, no acting, no nothing!But Gina Holden is very nice to look at, I must say! But don't let that be any motivation for you to watch this travesty; she has appeared in other films, after all.

What really gets to me is how some people like to say how bad these movies are.... THEY ARE MADE THAT WAY.... I would watch this any day of the week over garbage remakes that Hollywood dumps 200 million into and tanks. Its too bad people think that they need to grade this in a comparison to a top of the line film. This film is MEANT to come out like it did. It doesn't have some crappy sellout actor that keeps showing up in all the Hollywood overpriced films. Try judging the movies on how they were meant to come out. When people see its a SyFy movie, they realize its gonna be corny, have bad acting and storyline/one liners that make the movie worth watching. Shockingly, Brook Hogan wasn't that bad in this movie.