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Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

| 09 March 2014 (USA)

A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound

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The camera quality is so old and bad this movie is literally unwatchable. Add to that equally bad audio recording quality, and an incomprehensible mess of a plot with non existent writing and zero acting ability or direction. This thing isn't even edited properly. It's garbage and a waste of way too much of my time watching it even though we couldn't finish it.