Little Man
Little Man
PG-13 | 31 August 2006 (USA)
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After leaving the prison, the dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins to his moron brother Percy to steal an expensive huge diamond in a jewelry for the mobster Walken. They are chased by the police, and Calvin hides the stone in the purse of the executive Vanessa Edwards, whose husband Darryl Edwards wants to have a baby. Percy convinces Calvin to dress like a baby and be left in front of the Edwards's house to get inside the house and retrieve the diamond. Darryl and Vanessa keep Calvin for the weekend and decide to adopt him, while Walken threatens Darryl to get the stone back.

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philfeeley

You really have to wonder about Americans. Are they so stupid that this is considered entertainment? Whoever gave money for this to be made should have all their money taken away and be told never to try to do this again.A few glaring errors among the many: No doctor worth his degree would mistake a 40-year-old dwarf for a baby. The head size is all wrong, plus he had all his adult teeth.Pubic hair should have been a strong clue to the other idiots that they weren't looking at a baby. We never see his facial hair grow back or him surreptitiously shaving. That should have been another clue.There is no way he could have driven that car. He wouldn't have reached the pedals.And the idiot husband didn't clue in that his "baby" just had sex with his wife! Even worse, the idiot wife didn't know who she was screwing.I know movies often require suspension of belief, but this is way beyond ridiculous.

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adonis98-743-186503

A wannabe dad mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on the lam as his newly adopted son. The Wayans Brothers bring the laughs with this crime comedy that even tho it's cgi is terrible it brings the comedic talent that hits the mark more than once in both characters and story. (10/10)

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Python Hyena

Little Man (2006): Dir: Keenan Ivory Wayans / Cast: Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Kerry Washington, Tracy Morgan, Chazz Palminteri: Another Wayans brothers crap fest only this time it regards small factors within extraordinary situations or responsibilities. With special effects that are every bit as horrid as the makeup jobs in White Chicks, Marlon Wayans's head is digitally placed on a midget's body and he poises as a toddler in order to retrieve a stolen diamond from a couple conflicting career and family. Lame and predictable plot with Marlon treated as a baby and Shawn adapting to fatherhood. This leads to one of the stupidest climaxes of the year where they fend off bad guys. Directed by Keenan Ivory Wayans who only proves that the poor quality of White Chicks is contagious. Marlon proves that being a toddler should be left by actual toddlers. Shawn Wayans and Kerry Washington play a couple of morons who cannot seem to figure out that their idiot son has a grown man's face. Tracy Morgan plays Marlon's idiot accomplice. Any parental theme in this travesty should be discarded. Chazz Palminteri plays some mob type character and like the title character, it is a total shrinkage of his career. This is one of the worst films of the year and it should be placed in a diaper bag and heaved off a cliff. Parents need to raise their children to avoid films this bad. Score: 1 / 10

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kcquail

One of my favorite comedies of all-time. It isn't the greatest movie nor does it have the greatest acting. Even though it had its negatives it also has its positives. This movie mad me laugh the entire time. You definitely have to have the right sense of humor to watch this movie but if you have a goofy/dirty sense of humor you will love this movie. I have this movie on DVD and I've watched it almost 10 times by now. It's very immature so be prepared for the stupid jokes and things that go on in this movie. I honestly thought this movie would have a better rating but I guess people don't get that when they created this movie they probably weren't trying to go for an award winner, they were just trying to make a silly film that will make you laugh and it did just that. Overall it's a very funny movie and I really recommend it.

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