And damn if I didn't have a good time. Filled with some wickedly bad acting inter-spliced with some wickedly bad hardcore shots, that's all this movie really is; a $2.99 porno. Except those hardcore shots are on boards not broads.Plus the fight scene in the bar kicked ass!Oh and the floaters in the hot tub. Now I know someone will go a be like,"the fight scene was better in (insert any movie with a budget consisting of more than beer)" or "there were better jugs in Super Sex Sluts 49 & 3/4 (also had a budget, gotta pay the porn stars something). But seeing as I picked this movie up for the change in my pocket at the time, I wasn't expecting any Oscar winning performances. Hell I wasn't expecting acting much less some big mountains...
... View MoreWhat makes this movie so damn bad? Is it the lame sub-par juvenile humor? Could it be the horrid "trendy" suck ass music? Perhaps the uninspired go nowhere story? Or maybe even the fact that Traci Lords gives her worst acting performance ever and to add insult to injury keeps all her clothes on throughout the length of this steaming turd sandwich. Regardless no matter what the reason this film sucks, the fact remains that it really REALLY does. I have never wished I could be watching a movie with Dean Cameron in it instead of what I was watching in my life, but "Ski School" is a masterpiece of comic genius compared to this travesty.My Grade: F Eye Candy: Nikol Nesbitt, Buffy Tyler and Suzanne Stokes all unleash their Tupperware titsWhere I saw it: Starz on Demand
... View MoreThis movie is beyond Horrible AVOID AT ALL COSTS!! I want my hour and 20 minutes back!!!Not funny AT ALL, you can watch this movie without laughing or even smiling once. Swears spill out of the speakers like a waterfall, each one getting more annoying as the last, and not contributing to the comedy OR plot (general comedy - not this movie in general!).All in all, its a lame-a$5, watered-down -typed- "Out Cold"ish movie - But Tremendously Awful. The movie focuses around two groups of a city Poories and Richies (how obviously dumb is that?), where the two opposites have snowboard battles with each other. (story is much like a 4-year-old's bed time story without all the swears and stupid jokes)MOVIE - 1/10 - because you can't give any lower scores
... View MoreSet in the California mountains, this film tells the story of Billy Wagstaff and his wild ride at the pine mountain snowboarding academy. Famous for his boarding talents, he receives a scholarship to the ultra pretentious school and realises quickly that the other students will do anything to spoil his ride. I thought this movie was great, it has the ability to make the audience laugh while it laughs at itself. the cast is entirely refreshing in its performance and overall look (especially Casey!! :> ). Also it had the presence of acting greats Phil Morris, Peter Jason and especially Traci Lords. Even if Traci doesn't get her kit off in this one, frostbite offers many other fine hotties willing to bare some flesh.... aye! So all round respect for a fine film.
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