Brought to you by Full Moon legend Charles band the company takes on another character and have gone from killer puppets, a psychotic gingerbread man and decapitated shrunken heads to *Drumroll* an evil bong.So a nerdy guy moves into a house with 3 stoners, when one orders a new bong it turns out to be possessed. If you take a hit she drags you into her world (Which is oddly a strip joint) and you'll never wake up.Now nobody can say I don't watch some really weird films and Evil Bong is really up there. What a concept!Clearly Full Moon had high hopes for this franchise as they really pulled the stops out, bringing in actors and prop characters from many of their other franchises such as the Gingerdeadman, Demonic Toys & Trancers. Somehow they even got horror icon Bill Moseley to do a cameo. Clearly it worked as the Evil Bong franchise is ongoing and presently stands at a whopping seven movies!But is it any good? Well, no not really. Evil Bong is stupid in that it knows its stupid kind of way, sadly it's simply not funny enough to pull it off. Even stoner icon (Thats a thing right?) Tommy Chong can't turn things around and though the film isn't bad it's just not even remotely good either. Ironically this is the kind of movie I'd imagine would be better appreciated under certain "Influences".If you go into a movie about a killer bong with high expectations, you deserve to be disappointed!The Good:Loads of Full Moon movie characters/referencesCertainly originalThe Bad:Lots of licensed music, trouble is it's terribleThe structure of the film is awful, seriously a messThings I Learnt From This Movie:Bongs don't need waterMonkey!Death by boobs is one of the btter ways to goI found myself waiting for Alistair to say " Everything you are doing is bad. I want you to know this" (If you get the reference I salute you)
... View MoreThis has to be one of my favourite movies. It is so lame but so freaking hilarious! Bochman is hilarious and is the perfect actor for this role. Although Allistor bugs me it still is a great and corny movie. <3 Being a stoner myself I get the humour in how they all are and i have a friend that reminds me of Allistor right to the T. I can't wait to see Evil Bong 2&3. The appearance of Tommy Chong was what made the movie freaking amazing and I personally think it had a hilarious ending with Tommy and his hot wheels. 'Do you know where we are? Well do you? Don't you? You better answer me or i'll work on you with a car battery and a grapefruit spoon' Best line ever... or 'Monkey'.
... View MoreThe only thing that i got out of this movie is wishing that i could give it a negative rating. This movie had absolutely no plot line behind it and in fact was an awful movie. The bad acting didn't quite help the movie out either. The fact that the movie seemed horrible i still gave it the benefit of the doubt and continued to watch it.This seeming to be a low budget filmed progressed horribly. The fact after the college boys entered into the bong were eaten alive by the strippers bras that were plastic look shark animals made the movie even worse. It makes you think why would the boys even buy the bong in the first place when the dead owner even said it was possessed? Don't waste your time unless you like movies like this.
... View MoreUnique venture from Charles Band's Wizard Entertainment and directed by Band himself. The tale of a bunch of drug taking dudes getting hold of a bong that takes them to a weird 'Bong World' is imaginative but poorly plotted and quite tiresome. Cast is good, especially Robin Sydney and Kristyn Green as the female leads. Cameos link to other Full Moon films, Jack Deth finds himself lost in Bong World but fails to achieve any Trancing. Ugly doll from 'Doll Graveyard' pops up (kinda literally) and Gingerdead Man (here voiced by John Carl Buechler). Little Phil (as in Fondacaro) seems to be looking for vampires again and Bill Moseley poddles around looking lost. I suspect Tommy Chong was cast because of the obvious rhyming promotional abilities with him on board. Given little to do, he is (cue joke drugs reference) wasted. Not really a horror or Sci Fi, this is just another Pauly Shore film without Shore and with a vague aspect of what usually makes Full Moon films work. Witless, Charmless and Irritating in equal measures - almost sad to watch because of it.
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