2 somewhat inept Aliens invade earth with evil intentions. Almost as good as the 3 Stooges but there are only 2 of them.The plot is simple enough but the results are hilarious. We drink Crystal Geyser water and eat Sunchips whenever we watch our copy. I won't explain why but you will too!Great fun that will keep you laughing long after the movie is over. It may not be Oscar material but it certainly has my vote for a fun family rental. We almost fell out of our chairs laughing! Many of the silly comments throughout the movie stick in your head. It was like a Saturday night Live skit but better.It's not a problem kenny!

Recap: My-ik and Du-ug is sent to Earth to conquer and kill all mankind. To complete their task they have two and a half day, then a 100-feet tall giant human-eating monster will be sent after them. Unfortunately for our two evil conquerors, their swords came through the transport extremely small. Now the aliens have to trust their abilities, skill and superiority to finish their task. Unfortunately, they have none. And discovering such treasures as Smirnoff Ice, and two lovely ladies, they start to doubt their mission.Comments: Now, there are good movies, and there are bad movies. In the bad category there are just plain bad movies, and there are so bad movies that they're funny. This movie creates a completely new category. This movie is so extremely awfully bad, that it is not even remotely funny. What was supposed to be jokes, was just plain stupid. What was supposed to be a story was a bad edited, poorly explained, predictable mess. What is supposed to be the great ending, is just a coverall dressed man, stumbling about screaming. And that is supposed to be the best in the entire movie? Now, I understood that this was low budget, but please, I've seen far better movies with far less budget. Written by Matheson, also the author behind Bill & Ted, I can't imagine what he has done to loose all talent the past decade. Where Bill and Ted is a masterpiece (in comparison anyway) in fun simplicity and a success on all levels, Evil Alien Conquerors fails in every aspect. Acting performance is as bad as other aspects of the movie, and i can't imagine how actors like Diedrich Bader and Tori Spelling ended up in this mess, it wasn't for the money obviously.The best part of the entire production is the title 'Evil Alien Conquerors' that actually made me smile, and fooled me into waste 86 minutes of my life. I want them back! 1/10

I watched it hoping there was going to be a lot of good quality, wholesome American nudity, however there ended up being nothing remotely redeeming about the film. The least they could have done to make it interesting was to add nudity! Usually a film like this gets by on gratuitous sex, but alas there was none to be found. If you have a chance to see this movie, watch something else instead or just go to bed. If you wish to torture your friends or family for awhile, then put this film on the big screen and watch everyone squirm in their seats with boredom. This film is a poorly done reincarnation of the lameness of a movie such as The Coneheads from the eighties. Avoid it and save yourself!

OK, to the insolent bastard above, I will TELL you why why why why...because it is the most amazing thing ever and you simply can not see its amazingness. Honestly, its hilarious, its better than Napoleon Dynamite and it just didn't get enough attention for some unknown reason. I mean, I feel like a better person after watching this, I do! I feel renewed, like I was baptized into the church of E.A.C. To all of you reading this, all I have to say is see it....all of you....now....it is possibly the best thing ever created by mere human beings and captured on film. So stop wasting time...go see it right this instant...are you still reading this? You Shouldn't be! Go! Rent it! Hurry!