This movie was a joke. Everything about it was a joke. From the awful acting to the stupid annoying characters, this was a joke. Let me give you a brief summary of this movie. Charlie gets sent in a pod, up to a space ship full of morons with the last few Krite eggs. Anyways, that's pretty much all you need to know. Why don't we start off with the space ship crew. Let me introduce you to Rick, a creepy weirdo who later walks in on Fran in the shower. Bernie, a really annoying guy. Albert, a drug addict. (or was that Bernie) And then of course, whiny little Ethan. The only person i liked was Fran. The acting sucked in the third movie, but this was much worse. Nobody here did a good job, and i mean nobody. Anyways, it's really sad to see how Ughs character has changed, now he's just a jerk who tries to kill the whole crew. He makes me want to say Ugh. (ha ha) Welp, hope you enjoyed my rant on critters 4, hope i changed your mind on watching it.
... View MoreThe plot's whatever. The sets are hilarious! They're worse than Babylon 5! I see industrial skids, just saw a garden hose wind-up thingy. The drawers and shelves look like they were bought at Walmart. That scene in the garbage chute XD.Think of this movie as a parody of much prettier (but equally ridiculous) space operas and you'll have a good time :)Not much else to say about it. Angela Bassett shows her butt. Ludicrous death scenes mixed with some horrible acting and the worst creature effects ever will have you laughing your socks off if you don't take it seriously. Terrific B horror movie to watch and mock.Best quote from the movie: "Thank you but I'm not allowed to accept compliments from waste material."
... View MoreCritters 4 looked like it would be the best of the franchise. The poster showed the critters overlooking a moon or a comet or a planet or something, but it had that "Lost-in-space-no-one-can-help-you" feel and you hope for a movie that is a lot like alien. However the critters are not seen that much and they don't do a lot of eating in this film. In the third film, Charlie was instructed to place the 2 remaining eggs in a pod, which would be launched into orbit. Charlie messes up, and ends up locking himself in the pod along with the eggs. In 2045, 54 years later, a space ship study crew finds the pod and takes it onto their ship. And take it to a space station who supposedly "lost it". Arriving at the station, they find it abandoned, and out of greed and curiosity, the captain opens the pod, releasing the critters and Charlie from their cryogenic nap. The critters then run around the ship, and set a course for earth. The crew try to wait them out, but encounter several problems with the station. Ug and a group of stormtroopers show up and search the ship to destroy the critters. Unfortanately, the critters had more eggs, which, using scientific technology, cause the eggs and the babies to hatch and grow at a speedy rate, and then they breed and do it over again. So now we have a lot more critters, which devour the storm troopers, but are later locked in a room. Ug is now a complete jerk, only wanting to get the last few eggs, going as far as threatening to kill some of the crew. In the end, all of the eggs are destroyed, Ug is killed by Charlie, and the crew escapes from the station on the ship Ug came in. The station is blown up due to a nuclear reactor meltdown, and the critters are all destroyed. This was weak writing, and the series could have continued after this if it had been written better. But the critters are well done, and fun to watch and seeing Angela Bassetts butt compensate for a mediocre film. If you're a fan, it's worth seeing, but just so you know, it's not as good as the others...
... View MoreCritters 4 was a complete disaster. It takes place immediately after the third one and this time they invade space about 50 years in the future. A space ship unknowingly brings the critters on board not knowing the danger of the little monsters. I'm not really sure of the plot, or why the space ship is roaming around space. I;m not even sure if Earth exists in this fourth Critters. Perhaps I wasn't paying attention, but I don't think much of what is going on is ever explained in the film. About 50 minutes in, we see three critters. For a Critters movie, that is a major disappointment. The other three films were actually funny and had some good "scares" and special effects. The scares in the Critters movies were never bone chilling, but they were fun scares. This fourth one skips all that and is about 90 minutes of nothing.There are no comical moments in this at all. The Critters' personalities from the first three are all but gone. And they kind of make Ug a bad guy. If you watched the first two, you would know he would never try to hurt Charlie. They completely ruined that character which is also disappointing. The whole movie just didn't feel like a Critters sequel. That's the problem when they take horror films and put them in space.Putting a horror franchise in space to create a sci-fi vibe almost never works, especially for a comedy horror series. You have to spend so much unnecessary time explaining about how the ship works, what the mission is, all sorts of technical and downright boring information. It's Critters for Pete's sake! Have the fur balls roll around a hotel for all I care, just don't put them in space. Well they did, and the movie wasn't very good.Disappointing last entry to a pretty good series overall. The appearances of the Critters were far and few between and the story of part 4 was a complete mess.3/10
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