At least this one had a couple of attractive women and didn't hate the human body Disney taliban style. With that said, they never showed us the boobs and the whole idea was daft.

SyFy creature feature too hard to make yourself believe. Tons of die hard young skiers and snowboarders are ready to party, because once again it it Bikini Ski Day at Mammoth Mountain. Just imagine prehistoric and bloodthirsty snow sharks are awaken and freed by an avalanche. Special effects are as cheesy as the story line.Members of the cast include: Kate Nauta, Kellie Cantwell, Alexander Mendeluk, Erin Ross, Emily Addison, Eric Scott Woods and Benjamin Easterday.

Avalanche Sharks (2014) * 1/2 (out of 4)A ski resort is hosting a bikini contest but they've got much bigger issues when sharks begin to come out of the snow and kill people.I must admit that I love shark movies but the sad fact is that there really haven't been too many of them. Of course JAWS is a masterpiece and there are some other good ones like THE SHALLOWS but sadly small companies have realized that you can use bad CGI to create ugly looking sharks and throw them into any story line. This could be tornado sharks, sand sharks, sharks with three heads and in this case avalanche sharks.Sadly this here is one of the least entertaining ones because the film spends way too much time with boring and annoying characters instead of focusing on the shark. The human characters are all extremely boring and they are all basically stereotypes that add no entertainment value. Even worse is the fact that at only 82-minutes the film drags from start to finish. I did enjoy the shark attacks and I thought the film would have benefited had there been a lot more.

A remote ski resort is terrorized by prehistoric man eating sharks after an avalanche. Yes really! I'm been trying to figure out what makes a good bad movie (Sharknado) vs. a bad, bad movie (Avalanche Sharks)? I mean they're both B movies you watch for a laugh in a so-bad-its-good kinda way. They're also both about equal in terms of acting, direction, plot and special effects. Yet somehow Sharknado was fun to watch whereas Avalanche Sharks was just unwatchable.In the end I made it through about half of this, I mean I had to see a few attacks, but the CGI is poorly (cheaply) done and while this is just a crappy B movie I still wanted a bit of an explanation as to how/why there were sharks living in the snow -they apparently came from space.I still had fun guessing who gets eaten first and how; the babes getting it in the hot tub, the dude with the snow blower or the girls running from the advancing fin cruising through the snow.After the initial curiosity wears off though there's not much left. 01.02.14