Well, what can I say! I'd seen a trailer of this film on another low budget release that my Brother owned, and once I'd seen a Midget Vampire shot at point blank range with a twelve bore, I then knew my true purpose in life. I HAD to own a copy of this film.And so my quest began.........Finally after endless minutes of searching Amazon came up with the goods. At five pounds Sterling, a copy was duly obtained.After what seemed like an endless wait my copy landed on the door mat. I ripped open the packaging, put the disc in the player, cracked open a tin, and sat back to enjoy.For eighty painful minutes I sat aghast at the horror that unfurled before me. Everything about this film is awful, but it's so awful it's hilarious! It reduced me to a tearful mess by the end. This film is crammed full of bad camera work, awful acting and terrible sound, but don't let this put you off. There's plenty of gems in there including some fantastic quotes........"I'm off to the Waffle Shack, to get me a burger" quips the Motorbike Mechanic "Man those burgers taste like pi*s" replies his boss "Yep, that's because Jimmy pi**es in em!" An absolute gem!The films main players are Drexell Vennis, who's a poor copy of Blade! His midget sidekick T Bone, who struggles to deliver the most basic dialogue! John Marcus, Vampire Slayer and Turps Nudger, who shakes like a constipated Jack Russell, and a whole host of vertically challenged half wits and Redneck Bikers.My only gripe is the quote by John Marcus, when he says he's received a tip off about some Vampires down south. He claims that there's "About thirty of em in a nest" Well I only saw six in total, and one of them wasn't a Vampire till about halfway through the film. So I can't help but feel I've been cheated out of twenty four Redneck Dwarf Vampires.The best fiver I've ever spent!

You know when people say "That is the worst movie ever!" Well, I don't say that much at all, but for this one, DEFINITELY! This movie IS the worst movie I've seen, and that's why I have it in my DVD collection. This movie is so bad, that it actually has a lot of redeeming value. It's the kind of movie that you will want to watch with your buddies while cracking open a cool one. Example for how bad this movie is: One scene called for a bar tender; so a real bartender (not an actor) was used and the set was his own bar! And vampires walking in daytime; yup, the filmmakers didn't have any lights for night-time shooting. And it's even shot in mini DV.Worst movie ever, WATCH IT!

Ankle Biters is quite possibly one of the worst movies ever made. Period. The story and plot are practically nonexistent. The acting (if you want to call it that) is atrocious. The camera work is boring and careless. I am a frequent renter of the lesser known horror flicks, always trying to find a diamond in the rough. This one is as rough as they come. And believe me, there is no diamond to be found. I have NEVER started a movie that I didn't finish. I will always watch them through from beginning to end. Ankle Biters is the one exception. After roughly 70 minutes, the stop button was pressed. And that's saying something. I mean, I sat through Terror Toons . . . TWICE! Case and point: Ankles Biters bites . . . HARD!

I rented this movie thinking that I would probably get a good laugh out of it.I wasn't even able to watch it for more than ten minutes, and this coming from someone who watches "ShowGirls" for kicks.Bad, bad, bad. The acting was awful, the cinematography was hideous, the costumes were ridiculous, the plot was non-existent, even the props were the worst I'd ever seen in a movie. They even borrowed lines from Jerry Maguire!I love to watch bad movies, but I just couldn't stand this movie. I tried, I really did...I kept thinking "Maybe the next scene will be better", but I couldn't. It was a complete waste of my time, and my vote for the worst movie of the year, decade...century even.Do not waste your money on this movie and make the same mistake I did. As much as I love wretched low budget B movies with bad plots, this one really belongs in the trash.