I really couldn't believe what I just saw. They say that Beasties, Things and Winterbeast are the worst movies to see but hey, they contain nudity and blood. This flick only contains a parade of tuned cars and at the end, special bikes, but eh, was this movie not about vampires. Oh yeah, a special kind of vampires, dwarfs. The only thing that surprised me was the fact that they found that amount of dwarfs. And what about the vampires, well, being a shorty they aren't able to bite you in the neck so they bite your ankle. But when they bite almost no blood flows and no gore is shown. It reminded me a bit of Blade, the storyline but this is the worst kind of movie you will ever see. It's a must see just to believe it, southern rednecks as vampires, man, how many times I touched that fast forward button.

You know when people say "That is the worst movie ever!" Well, I don't say that much at all, but for this one, DEFINITELY! This movie IS the worst movie I've seen, and that's why I have it in my DVD collection. This movie is so bad, that it actually has a lot of redeeming value. It's the kind of movie that you will want to watch with your buddies while cracking open a cool one. Example for how bad this movie is: One scene called for a bar tender; so a real bartender (not an actor) was used and the set was his own bar! And vampires walking in daytime; yup, the filmmakers didn't have any lights for night-time shooting. And it's even shot in mini DV.Worst movie ever, WATCH IT!

The film is quite simply a life changing experience for until you have seen this film you can never, ever, ever truly say that you have seen a bad film. This film is an absolute must see otherwise you can never appreciate what the people on these message boards and i have witnessed.The plot (for what its worth it does kind of have one) is just plain stupid, midget vampires trying to bring back tall vampires. And the script is so bad there are porn writers in Hollywood using it as toilet paper. And as for the camera work, direction and production i only need to tell you two things that actually happened in the film to give you some idea of how much effort and thought they put into this.A scene with one of the midget vampires takes place in broad daylight, the film is set in Atlanta (it looks more like Texas to be honest with you) so needless to say thats its pretty damn sunny. And in order to create the illusion of one of the midget vampires jumping on a table they simply made him jump of it and played it backwards. They must have been pretty pleased with how this panned out because they used the exact same trick....as a matter of fact i believe it was even the exact same shot 3 times! For the amount of effort this thing must have taken i would say it doesn't even deserve to be rewarded with a spot on the worst 100 films of all time, but, i do believe that it is without doubt the worst film ever made. So with that in mind who are we to deprive this film of its place in history? Come on people get watching and voting, there can't be anything worse than this out there.

okay. i rented this just on the fact that when i saw the cover, i laughed at the name, and when i saw Vampire Dwarfs on the back, i just HAD to see this movie. I put it in my player.. and as much as its not much of a "horror" movie.. the really low quality production, really bad acting, cheesy one-liners by the "hero" of the movie, it kind of looked like a Canadian after-school special (you Canadians know what I'm talking about). It was just... GREAT.. I mean, if you don't like B-Movies with REALLY bad production, don't watch it.. if that doesn't bother you, go get it!... I think i may even have to go and buy this movie. This takes MUST SEE TV to a whole new level. Anyone who doesn't like this movie, needs their heads checked=)