I would not review this if it was not to save people from 2 hrs of wasting their lives (and several more hours wishing they had not). First: Donna Spangler rivals Tommy Wiseau in "The Room" in acting performance here. Though The Room and Tommy is entertaining. Better things to do for 2 hours: *Intensely pick your nose for no reason at all. *Hammer a nail through your pinkie toe (I know, it HURTS!) *Prank call the Police 100 times. *Poop in your new (beige) 10.000 $ Barcelona sofa. *Hit your kind, loving mother with a metal soup spoon on the nose for no reason.Ok, that was the most brutal thing I've ever written about a movie, and I'm a mellow, kind man. But please, do not watch it...
... View MoreThis is basically like a poor acted version of Paranormal Activity. And what the hell was the camera man doing? He had the Parkinson desease or something? Don't lose your time with this catastrophe. Go read a book instead.
... View MoreAmerican Poltergeist is one of those run of the mill, paint by numbers, you've seen it all before horrors but at let's you know early on that's what it is.Poorly made, with children's nativity play level of acting and an ending you'll foresee without the aid of crystal ball, con-artist medium or time machine.I'll give it credit, it has one single genuinely quite scary moment. After careful investigation I can confirm that no soiling had taken place but it was still pretty scary.Disclaimer: If I had pooped myself out of fright I'd not admit it anyway I have nothing against low budget movies, a large percentage of what I watch comes under that category I just have something against badly constructed poorly written monstrosities.
... View MoreWell, what can one say about such a promising title, other than that's were the film peaked with its title. Only way I'd watch this is if it was free or came as a free gift in a packet of breakfast cereal Didn't even register a point to score. Probably the worst film I've seen since.......well it is the worst film I've ever had the misfortune to endure.The actors and actresses should have at least been told how to act. I've seen better directing and cinematics at a pre-school nativity play. If after this you're thinking about giving it a go, I'd say no don't waste your life
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