Age of Ice
Age of Ice
NR | 09 December 2014 (USA)
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Massive earthquakes open the Arabian tectonic plate, resulting in unstable weather and freezing temperatures that will be unsurvivable by nightfall. Attempting to reach safety, a vacationing family in Egypt must battle the rapidly cooling temperatures that usher in a new Ice Age, covering the Sphinx, Pyramids, and Sahara Desert with mountains of snow.

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pittmankenneth

This started out looking like it might be a good move. Soon it became obvious that it lacked a budget and most likely a script. Scenes seemed to not run in sequence and I'm not sure but it could have been filmed on an iphone... not the latest iphone either. Finished watching it just to count the bloopers. Wandered off a couple of times and lost count. Having watched it, I now feel now like everyone else should have to. It will probably end up being one of those cult classics.

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Maximillian Excaliber

Where do I begin? First let me say that this film does not contain any plot holes... they are all huge, bottomless caverns! As for technical accuracy, well, except for the fact that the country of Egypt actually exists, there isn't any. The film is consistent, consistently bad that is in writing, dialog and special effects. I would love to give some examples but honestly don't know where to start. However, if you are curious and don't mind wasting part of your life that you will never get back, just watch the first five minutes, you'll understand. Personally, I don't think it's worth the loss.My guess is someone either received their tax refund, got drunk and said to the buddies, "Hey, let's make a movie!" or couldn't figure out a better way to launder money. That last comment is a joke so don't sue me; trust me, there are much better ways to launder money. Unfortunately, the best thing about this film is its movie poster/DVD cover. I suspect that's where most of the budget went. In summation let me say that, were Mystery Science Theater 3000 still airing, the folk there would have a field day with this movie. I recommend watching it while inebriated or otherwise impaired, not because doing so will make the film seem any better, you just won't feel so much like your intelligence is being insulted.

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sam_hooks

I love bad disaster movies and this is one of the worse I have seen in a long time. Bad green screen and effects. Bad acting, I mean really bad. I wanted the mom to be killed off in the fist 30 seconds she was on screen. Imagiane Jane Curton and Guilda Radner when SNL first started doing spoof skits on bad acting.., It's pretty bad when the 8 year old boy is the one coming up with the ideas that 5 grown men including military captain. The music was not that bad. I do love good music scores and this one was decent. Lots of percussion The only way the special effect could have been worse is if they had used hand puppets. . My favorite line is "it is from the bowel of hell" Bad bad bad! I loved it!

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Daniel Svalefelt

I will not complain about the story. The story is quite OK compared to other, better movies. There are obviously gaps in a story like this, even in good Hollywood movies. Also, the acting is not very good, but I have seen much worse. But the special effects, which is a big thing in movies like this, looks like they have done in a 3d-game engine.If you like this kind of movie and can ignore really bad special effects, this is just a bad movie. If the special effects is your thing , you will realize the problem the first few minutes where it looks like someone is playing with a flight simulator.

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