30,000 Leagues Under The Sea
30,000 Leagues Under The Sea
PG | 09 September 2007 (USA)
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Captain Nemo goes even deeper into insanity in this mesmerizing fantasy tale. Once again at the helm of his fearsome, wildly advanced vessel, the nautical madman endeavors to turn the world above the waves upside down.

Reviews
Unordung

OK so my partner and I got this movie expecting a serious take on the timeless tale of captain Nemo. Sadly our expectations were far too high for this title, it seems we were duped by the "in the tradition of the abyss and the hunt for red October"! The only thing this piece of excretement has even remotely in common with the above titles is the underwater element. This movie is a complete shocker, it's so bad I created an account just to ensure other people don't support such horrid actors, producers and directors in any financial way. Honestly I know high school speech and drama students that have more skills and charisma than to talentless hacks polluting this movie. The audio guy needs to have a boom mic inserted up his rectum sideways, the sound is all over the place and is as if it was recorded on a cheap digital video recorder. As for the director, wow simply wow. I was thinking of someway I could critique your abilities without resorting to insults but sadly I can't. Lucky for me this complete rubbish movie is more than enough of an insult. You need to quit and try something your better at, I don't know maybe work at Walmart or something. Well anyway people I hope my review is enough to encourage you to hire or purchase a different movie.

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johnromano-59-537303

The title seemed intriguing, I'm a fan of Jules Verne and of "20,000 leagues under the sea" with Kirk Douglas and James Mason so I thought this might be an interesting extension to the story. I hardly got through the first 5 minutes of it and I couldn't go any further, the acting is just terrible, terrible, terrible. Actors reading their lines, and yelling them out with such a monotonous tone of voice, ugh. I can't give any kind of spoiler because I don't know how the story proceeds, I didn't give it a chance beyond the first five minutes. If anyone can confirm that it does get better I might give it a second shot.

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dhoral

THIS....is a must see if you like very, very bad movies. Or if you want to hang around with your friends, drink a lot and laugh about bad movies. But be warned: THIS IS OFFICIALLY DECLARED AS BULLSHIT!!!Let's list up some BULLSHIT... 1st: ACTING! This Movie defines the word ACTING in a new way...also I'm not sure, if this Movie-Look-Alike should be declared as a Movie... All Actors are obviously made of dead Wood or other lifeless Materials...and the Main-Character (Lorenzo Lamas) performs like he hasn't even realized they're making a Movie.2nd: GOOFS! To bring it up to one point: the whole Movie is a giant GOOF!!! I don't know where to start...* Factual Errors = the whole Movie is an Error * Dialogues = what??? * Continuity = forget about that *I really thought, i've seen the most mistakes that can be made alongside making a Movie, but this one raises the Bar to another Level.3rd: STORYLINE! Jules Vernes surely rotates in his Grave. If he would still be alive, he surely had to puke all day long, caused by this Adaption of his really good Story. All Elements from his Story are turned into BULLSHIT. A Captain(Nemo)with an Ambition, that makes no sense at all. The World-Police(USA) coming to save the day...with their Top-Agent-Cop-Cyborg-Terminator-Marine-Navy Seal-Seargeant-Lt. Commander-Lorenzo Lamas. Inventions, that are so ridiculous and a Submarine...declared as Up-To-Date and new, but looks like it was built with Parts from the JunkYard...and things done, ignoring all physical laws and all discovered science...and we're not in a Dream!At last i can only WARN everyone with the words, spoken so many times before: AVOID AT ALL COST!

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micha_gpunto

Most impressing: The "Rewind-scenes" - Bubbles turning back into the sub while undocking...To honor the work of B-movies, even the Chinese alphabet is to small to find any letter describing such kinda "action". Actors? You won't find some. Dialogues: I was in the happy situation to watch the German version. The mixing with sound-effects and the (oscar-suspicuious) music (that, by the way, never fits to the situation) made it nearly impossible to understand them clearly. Thank god! Special thanks for the impressing views of the USS MISSOURI (here declared as USS LINCOLN, the U.S. Navy must be very surprised to have much more heavy battleships, than self-expected), even, when they were much better in "UNDER SIEGE" and surely a dozen other movies. Very funny were the on-board-scenes with lifebelts hanging in front of bulleyes and command-bridges in total disorder.This "movie" is surely one of the best examples for waisting money and material...

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