This is one of my favorite shows. Ever. It only gets 9 points because of how scripted it seems, but good LORD, it is funny. This show is about a towing company and all of the craziness that they go through. My favorite tow operator is by far Bernice, she adds a lot to the show.Bernice: Extinguish yo cigarette or I'ma extinguish it fo ya Some random lady: *proceeds to exhale smoke into Bernice's face* Bernice: *takes off sunglasses and walks away* Dave: Bernice, keep your cool! Bernice: *sprays lady with a fire extinguisher*It's a lot funnier when you watch it on TV.Seriously though, go watch this show. It's funny!

Obviously it's scripted but it's so funny I don't even care. Just watching Bernice say ma-n is more then pure bliss. Breaking Bad can pick up some pointers from this one also I need more lines of text ma-n. So now what I am doing is just gonna keep typing so I have text. This is probably not gonna go through if it doesn't then I will just not even bother Ma-n I wish i was Bernice or J money they the coolest people I know. OK now I only need three more lines or yeah no just three i wonder if they review my review before my review can review. Hot day um that was good stuff font know how I'm gonna make it up with this one that stuff is nerd right UN now yep yup nope yes no maybe so just right left up yes.

The 'Writers' really should be credited! At least give them that much! Anyone who can get one eye open and half a brain can plainly see that this show is written and planned out beforehand! Look closely at the 'bystanders' who have speaking lines, you'll see the wireless microphone body-pack hidden under their clothes! They have staged fights that should involve the police if they were real. Instead, they fight out the problem and make it look like the Wild West.This show, like all other pseudo-reality shows are an insult to thinking people everywhere! Do yourself a favor, find an infomercial to watch!

South Beach Tow goes beyond bad taste and illiteracy. There is nothing entertaining about crooks taking a poor woman's dog for collateral. There is nothing entertaining about questionable business practices simply for the shock value of upsetting owners of property. Anyone with half a brain can see that these situations have been contrived and if the truth be known,the towing companies are the real dishonest ones. This show should not only be canceled, anyone connected with the show should seriously do "time" and be committed to "intellectual rehabilitation". Nothing even remotely funny about this show, just jerks who never got a proper education who are obviously out to get their fifteen minutes. Do yourself and your family a favor and simply do not watch, you'll seriously lose IQ Points. If I ever came across these questionable business people, I'd simply call my lawyer and not even bother to speak with them.