Wasting Away
Wasting Away
R | 16 October 2007 (USA)
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Brain freeze has never been so bad once you’ve tasted Ale Cream, as four friends inadvertently eat some radioactive ice-cream, turning them into zombies. Only problem is they don’t see themselves as the undead, but as super soldiers.

Reviews
Andy Clark

This is a great movie. I saw it cold, unsolicited and had never heard or read anything about it. I just sort of, stumbled upon it I guess.Spoilers- First things first, this is a different movie than any I had encountered before (and since have seen once through Warm Bodies). You follow the characters that have been turned into zombies through some infected soft-serve and beer. Not terribly believable, but still funny, and this film is at its heart a comedy.The way the film shows humans reacting from their point of view (like they are in fast-forward) is genius in my opinion. And drunk humans are able to understand them. Just pure genius.Cinematography was good. The use of black and white and color shots made complete and total sense, and definitely improved the viewing experience.Acting is pretty bad with some of the ancillary characters, but they take on an overall B horror movie aesthetic intentionally, so it fits.Don't come in here expecting a special effects blockbuster or a scary story. However, the story was good. I didn't think anything made no sense, which is a rare thing in the genre.Definitely worth the watch, and worth purchasing.

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Woodyanders

A barrel of toxic goo turns four friends into zombies. However, the quartet are initially unaware that they are zombies and therefor perceive uninfected humans as bad and weird. Director Matthew Kohnen, who also co-wrote the witty script with Sean Kohnen, ingeniously turns the standard zombie horror premise on its moldy rotting ear by presenting the zombies as sympathetic protagonists who the audience identifies with and roots for as they stick together and do their best to avoid being killed by the living; one can't help but feel sorry for this appealing undead bunch as they display tremendous courage, loyalty, and resourcefulness while under constant duress. Moreover, Kohnen relates the nifty story at a snappy pace, delivers a goodly amount of suitably cartoonish gore, and ably mines a crafty and amusing line in engaging offbeat humor. The excellent acting by the tip-top cast keeps the picture humming: Matthew Davis, Julianna Robinson, Michael Grant Terry, and Betsy Beutler are fine and likable as the four main undead characters; they receive sturdy support from Colby French as tough army dude Nick Steele, Richard Riehle as the huffy Colonel South, Jack Orend as the arrogant Dr. Richter, Joel McCrary as smarmy rich cad Mark Kanan,and Tracey Walter as the cranky Mr. Whicks. Allan Fiterman's crisp cinematography neatly alternates between color and black and white. The appropriately over-dramatic score by The Newton Brothers hits the stirring spot. However, it's the sly way that this movie manages to wring loads of laughs and pathos from the unusual situation that in turn makes this film so special and winning. A highly welcome and refreshing departure from standard zombie fright fare.

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MBunge

Think before you speak is good advice. Think before you film is even better. This "zombedy" has quite a few cute and smart moments but can never seem to get out of its own way. Just like any other story, comedies need narrative structure and internal logic, both practical and emotional. All three are lacking here. Aaah! Zombies!! is a great, 28 minute film festival entry that's been stretched on the rack to feature-length and had too many characters and plot tangents inserted to try hold the distended script together. It's fairly clever and erratically amusing but wears out its welcome at least half an hour before it's done.After a military experiment to produce super-soldiers goes wrong, the barrels of dangerous chemicals are shipped out for disposal. Things go wrong and one barrel rolls and rolls and rolls and rolls away until it contaminates the food in a bowling alley and 4 friends wind up as the living dead. Except…they don't know it. As far as slacker Mike (Matthew Davis), virginal Timmy (Michael Grant Terry), sensitive chick Cindy (Betsy Beutler) and hot chick Vanessa (Julianna Robinson) are concerned, they still look and sound okay to each other. It's the rest of the world who appears to them to be moving and talking at double speed and it's the only rest of the world that sees them as shambling, moaning corpses. Except drunk people. They also see the foursome as normal.After hooking up with a comically serious soldier (Colby French) who convinces them that the weird things happening to them, like their skin sloughing off and surviving shotgun blasts to the chest, proves they're super-soldiers and it's the rest of the city that's been "infected", the four friends have a string of misadventures that don't turn out to be nearly as funny as they're meant to be. The film then takes a sharp turn into a satirical spin on zombie tolerance and the right of the undead to unlive in peace and harmony. By the end, the buffoonish soldier has become the emotional heart of the story and it's not clear whether these filmmakers think that's supposed to be ridiculous or endearing.In the simplest terms, the four main characters in this movie needed to be cut down to two, telling either a "boy meets girl, boy and girl turn into zombies" joke fest with Timmy and Cindy or embracing a full blown genre satire with slacker Mike and ambitious Vanessa taking apart zombie clichés from both sides. Colby French's pretentious wannabe soldier could have been an effective plot device in one of those stories. Or maybe he could have starred in a more sentimental tale about somebody who had to die to finally realize how he wasted his life. By dabbling in all three scenarios, Aaah! Zombies!! never develops a consistent tone or rhythm to sustain enough sentiment, satire or honest humor to keep the viewer engaged.What keeps the weak storytelling from completely overwhelming the neat concept is the solid filmmaking on display here. This not only looks and sounds like a professionally-made motion picture, director Matthew Kohnen shows a good sense of what to do in a scene and, most usefully, how to begin and end them. His work is never boring or insultingly bad. It just becomes clear early on that nothing in the production is ever going to rise above its "hook".Aaah! Zombies!! apparently had a budget of $1 million, which is not bad for this kind of thing. I wonder if being more financially limited would have forced these people to be more creatively sharp and focused? While not much of a fan of this effort, I'd be interested in seeing something else from this cast and crew, which is a testament to the unfulfilled potential of the movie. Given the colossal amount of sheer garbage in the genre, this is certainly a watchable alternative for zombie-fans. But if Shaun of the Dead is a 10, be warned that this isn't much better than a 4.

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kosmasp

Talk about wasting a good idea ... well a pretty good idea! And the second star I gave this movie, relies only on that "new" perspective on zombies. While I had read and heard, that the movie tried to do something different than other zombie movies, I hadn't read what it was they were trying to do.And it was good that I didn't. Because for 30 sec there, I was really delighted. The 30 sec. being the ones, right after I realized what the big twist of the movie is (I won't spoil it, if you don't already know it). Problem being though, that after those initial "fun" 30 sec (and before those 30 sec. too, if you will), there is a really annoying movie. A movie that tries so hard to be funny, that you almost feel sorry for it, because it really tries.But it just doesn't cut it. Of course you could argue, with the fact, that it has a pretty good general voting here and it even won in Sitges (I seriously don't know, what they were on, but there you go with tastes!). But then again, they must really dug the idea that much that they forgave the amateurish acting, the jokes that just couldn't (deliver) and inconsistencies that can make your head spin around ... in a bad way! Stereotypical and just plain flat, handling the idea with little to no care, just to make a joke or two ... While having the charisma of a dead corpse (note: not an undead one, because they actually might have some left ...) Independent/small movies need our support ... but they also need to get their ... act together, so that there is something we can cheer for! Look at "Right at your door" for Low Budget perfection! Or the British "Salvage"!

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