Wife made me watch this with her because it had "star power". The only power it had was to make me constantly throw up in my mouth over and over again. This was honestly the worst movie I have ever seen. Terrible acting, worse writing, and everything was predictable from the start to the end. I'm hoping it ends soon.Oh God. It's still going. Now my wife is laughing. I'm wondering if this is grounds for divorce.My review does not contain enough lines. What else can I say besides the fact that this is so awful? Please kill me.Still not enough????? OMG. Taylor Swift is on again. Now I want to puke again. Please let it be over!!!!

Valentine's Day is a brutal movie with a very poorly developed storyline and a star studded cast that sadly aren't enough to make this any bit more watchable. It has some good moments, the part at the end with Julia Roberts is nice and the scenes between Hector Elizondo and Shirley MacLaine are very well acted, but any sort of joy and sympathy these scenes bring us are destroyed by the many endless, predictable and boring ones. Every story in this would have been better if they were there own movie, Ashton Kutcher and Jessica Biel's story could have been good as a solo movie and Jamie Foxx's story definitely could have made for an original romantic comedy, but when we put all these stories together we never get to see as much as we could with any, all the characters are very underdeveloped, we forget about most of them when they aren't shown for a while, and other stories literally go nowhere, the characters are in the same position that they were at the start of the film (such as Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner's parts), which is completely pointless. There are also some offensive moments in this film, some parts are quite racist, there are some homophobic jokes made towards the end and it's portrayal of both men and women is generally very typical. I did not have a good time watching this movie, and unless you love romantic comedies no matter what, I would not recommend Valentine's Day. The lives of several couples and singles collide when they make up and break up during Valentine's Day. Best Performance: Hector Elizondo Worst Performance: Jessica Alba

Three couples awake together, but each relationship will have its own problems. A grade-school boy wants flowers for his first true love, two high school seniors plan first- time love-making, and a TV sports reporter gets the assignment to find romance in LA.Also...... star quarterback contemplates his future, two strangers meet on a plane, grandparents, together for years, face a crisis, and finally, thank goodness, an "I Hate Valentine's Day" dinner beckons the lonely and the lied to. Can Cupid finish his work by midnight, and was the script actually written by somebody who had an ounce of realism?If you've seen 'Love Actually', stop reading, stand in front of a mirror and congratulate yourself, there is no need to see this. Actually, do the same if you've never seen this, this film is poison.Like New Years Eve and He's Just Not That Into You, the film features a lot of highly unlikeable characters, surrounding and taking up most of the film from the two most likable characters in the film, Cooper and Roberts.If there was a film, or even a short TV drama about these two characters, I'd watch that definitely, but the rest of the characters are insufferable consumerist obsessed people, who really do deserve to be alone.These intertwining stories are not good, in fact, some are downright offensive. How can a story about a high school couple wanting to consummate their relationship constitute romantic comedy? Oh that's right, because he runs around town with nothing on, hilarious.A couple who have been married for years, find out one of them was unfaithful years ago, my sides have just split.And then there's Taylor Swift. My gosh. I have seen some bad acting in my life, but this is hands down the worst performance by anyone in anything. And to think that her and Lautner were in a relationship is mind boggling, they have zero chemistry in this.Oh well, she got a hit song out of it.So all in all, it's an abhorrent mess, devoid of anything, and apart from Roberts and Cooper, who play the most realistic characters, every one should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.Especially Queen Latifah, whose final joke at the end is demeaning to her.An awful, rubbish movie.Watch this on Valentines day, you deserve to be dumped.

The movies where more than five famous actors are playing in, are usually boring and complicated. This one is no exception. Too many stories are taking place on 14th of February, on Valentine's day. It shows many aspects of love, between many couples, some of them without chemistry - actually they seem not to belong with each other. The endless changing of the story is confusing and tiring - in my opinion, if the movie had fewer stories it would have been better and easier to follow through. All in all, a romantic story that is being referred only for valentine's day, very complicating and confusing with too many stories about love.