No idea why people dislike this. I think I get it....it's not Citizen Kane or Gone With the Wind.This movie is just fun. It's about science, weed and oh yeah, ZOMBIES! It has sexy girls, awful dialogue and a fun concept.This is very watchable and moves along at a nice pace.You end up liking the main characters and the eye candy is a nice treat.As of September 2016, it has a rating of 3.6. It is a much better movie than than. personally it is an 8 but on the bad movie scale, it's closer to a 5 or so.I you are a man from the 90's or 80's, it is a must watch. It is not a bad movie, it is fun and cheesy and that's what it wants to be.

This movie...This movie is going to be the death of me!Anyway, this is one of the most atrocious things I've ever seen put to film (I call it a thing because it isn't really a film-- more like an assemblage of unfunny penis and marijuana jokes strung together by a plot dumber than any of the fake trailers in the film "Grindhouse" (an actual good intentionally bad movie)).So, what makes this film so egregiously awful, you may be asking? Well, to do that, I'd have to spoil the entire film, but this is my review, so, yeah...The movie opens up with a montage of naked women (because boobs are funny?) running into a sorority house from what are presumably zombies (though the film never directly states this). Insert a penis joke so that we can cut to what is ultimately a joke referencing a better zombie movie (28 Days Later), because just making a reference counts as comedy, right? Anyways, we cut to a college party where we see our protagonist Chrissy making jell-o shots, only so they can be used later in the same scene as a set-up to a period joke that ultimately isn't funny. Humiliated, Chrissy runs to the science lab where she discovers a zombie (that she's never noticed until now?), and ultimately decides to make it her boyfriend so she can stay in the sorority and keep her scholarship (what?). Seeking revenge on Chrissy (for something that is never actually explained in the film), Bambi, the leader of the sorority, tries to get the zombie to cheat on Chrissy so that she can break them up and get her kicked out. No character development is ever established for Bambi except that she's a deplorable human being. So, the zombie gets mad, starts biting people up, and ultimately, all hell breaks loose...To keep a long story short, they cure the zombie infection with weed, leading to more drugs, nudity, and childish humor.Stay as far away from this movie as possible! I love movies that are so bad, it's good, but this movie is just genuinely frustrating to watch! I implore you to watch a good zom-com like Dead Alive or Shaun of the Dead!Whoa... That felt good to get off of my chest!Time to go watch a good movie to cleanse my palate (inserts some pretentious art-house film into the Blu-ray player)!

This was a wretchedly awful movie. I've seen porn films with better stories and acting than this had. It seems as if this is a movie that was made to basically make fun of itself. Some movies like that are funny, this is not one of them. It's stupid. I think the only reason the girls in this were hired is because they have no problem doing nude scenes, and there are a lot of nude scenes in this movie. I think every girl - certainly all the girls with speaking roles - got naked to some extent. Two of the girls showed absolutely everything. If you like seeing bad movies with a lot of nudity to shore up the lack of...anything else, watch this or a porn film. However, a porn film might have the edge on both acting and nudity. lol I was going to give this a 1-star rating, but the girls are hot - and I'm not against hot girls showing off their bodies - so I had to give them some credit. lol.I gave it a 2-star rating. The people in this might be able to act better, but I haven't seen anything else they've been, and they're acting in this film is not good. However, as I said earlier, it seems like this film was made to purposely make fun of itself, so maybe the director told them to turn off their acting ability. I don't know. For their sake, I'm hoping that's what happened.I cannot recommend at all. If you have a lust for watching everything the word "zombie" is in, do yourself a favor, as well as the genre, and skip this. I cannot say anything good about this movie, except that the girls were hot.

Anything zombie and I am there. And this particular movie wasn't really all that great. But by The Asylum's usual standards, then it was actually a step up the ladder."The Coed and the Zombie Stoner" seemed to borrow a little bit too much from "Warm Bodies", whether intentional or by random sheer luck, I have no idea. But it was also mixed in with some fairly average standard teenage college comedy. The end result, well it could have been better. And speaking of borrowing things, then the whole '28 days earlier' segment was actually one of the brighter moments in the movie, as it was a clear spoof on "28 Days Later".The storyline was adequate, but just don't expect the movie to challenge your intellect in any possible way. This is the type of movie you just sit back and switch off your brain to while watching.One of the flaws of the movie were the cast and their acting. It wasn't particularly great in any way, nor was it particularly convincing most of the time. And that made the movie suffer a terrible blow.For zombie aficionados, then there is very little good stuff to find here. The zombies are mere people with basic make-up added, don't expect decayed shambling corpses or corpses with missing limbs, you will just be sorely disappointed.There was a little bit of gore throughout the movie, and it was used in a good enough way for a comedy such as this. And while speaking of comedy, then there were awfully few times throughout the movie that I was laughing, or even just smiling for that matter.While "The Coed and the Zombie Stoner" is hardly a noteworthy addition to the collection of any zombie fan, do take note that there are far worse and less entertaining zombie movies on the market that actually try to pass as proper zombie movies in the horror/action genre. "The Coed and the Zombie Stoner" is the type of movie that you watch one, and never make a return trip to.And do take notice that there is a fair amount of unnecessary nudity throughout the movie. So if you are offended by such, consider this a friendly heads up warning."The Coed and the Zombie Stoner" scores a mere 4 out of 10 stars from me.