Pledge This!
Pledge This!
R | 01 December 2006 (USA)
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At popular South Beach University, filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.

Reviews
Pamela Idontknowyou

Isn't this just a bad copy of the movie "The house bunny" ? I don't understand why this should be a thing. Well, I don't know what else to say. Because apparently, this review has to have ten lines. But, I really have nothing to say about how Paris Hilton just took a movie that resemble 99.9% to a successful movies with beautiful and hilarious actresses like Anna Faris, Emma stone, Kate Dennings... And more. This is pathetic. Really. This version has to be the 300 $ budget of "The house bunny." Including the actors wage and including costumes, music and decorations. I can understand why it is only 1.8/10. One of the top 100 worst movies of all time. I saw Paris Hilton in another movie once, she was in the horror movie and she died. It was funny. Anyhoo, this is out of subject, that movie should be put down. If I could score it a 0, I totally would. Is this ten lines yet? This is getting out of hands. I don't have ten lines to waste on this movie.

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Matthew_Capitano

Happy Birthday, Paris! February 17! I totally love Paris Hilton's movie, 'Pledge This!'. Paris is cool because she knows there are so many gross people out there. Beautiful people like Paris and I should not have to put up with ugly fat slobs. All of these dumb girls want to join Paris' sorority house, but they really are not good enough, so why shouldn't me and Paris make fun of them and use them to have a laugh? Dumb bitches... go raid a dog house somewhere.Best line in the film is when Paris sees all these losers swimming at her house on campus: "Is everybody from 'MySpace' in My Pool?".

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MartinHafer

Some films get a score of 1 because they are ineptly filmed or the acting is terrible due to incredibly low budgets. Given what they had, they couldn't do much better.. This film, technically speaking, isn't that bad--it looks professional. But, it is also the ugliest and most shallow film I have ever seen without a single thing to recommend it.The film stars Paris Hilton and she also narrates much of the film. The premise is that she's the ultimate hottie and she goes to South Beach to help a sorority become hot enough to win some pointless award. And much of the narration consists of her finding fault with everyone and it abounds with her put-downs, as no one could possibly be "as hot and sexy" as her. She forgot to also add "as narcissistic and pathetic".Here are a few of the highlights in this uplifting and sublime film: a bathroom where the toilets and sinks become geysers of liquefied human waste and it spews on everyone, an Indian lady who learns about the joys of a vibrator, a lady showing off her horribly scarred breasts following breast surgery, stereotypes as opposed to realistic characters (such as the obligatory fat girl with a suitcase stuffed with snacks and the religious zealot), some anti-lesbian and anti-woman remarks/jokes (I'm not super-sensitive about politically correct stuff and still it clearly offended me to hear women referred to that way), bestiality as well as the crudest language I've ever heard (not funny crude, just classless and crass). Clearly, the film shows all the imagination and grace of a movie written by a 13 year-old--a very nasty and talentless 13 year-old. Currently, this and several other Paris Hilton films are in the hallowed Bottom 100 on IMDb. Considering it consists of Hilton dispensing advice to others on how to be a better person or just her torturing people for fun, I could certainly understand it making the list! It's nasty and cruel--without a hint of grace or cleverness. If you think that Paris does not get enough time in front of the camera and you have absolutely no values (other than to look 'hot'), then this movie is for you. Otherwise, find something else to do...ANYTHING else!

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R. Nauta (rudymovie)

1. I am not young. I am Old (50+) 2. I know my "cinema history" , what you USA residents may see at TNT, etc. Art house too. 3. I also like " kids movies", as they are shown a lot here on comm. TV too (that s not " red", it is Kommersjal !!). (we have PUBLIC TV here as well!!) I mean, "Scream" (1), Scary Movie, etc they aren't THAT bad....Some Lohan flicks neither (Like where she changes with her mother). Last night one of our Comm Nets did this film . IT IS THE WORST PIECE OF FILMED STORY I HAVE EVER HAD TO SEE. (Apart from the Dutch 1970s film with P. Faber a.o. , called In Je Blote Reet or so) Of course, I changed channel after 20-30 minutes..... why the .... do these Dutch TV comp's buy this nonsense anyway, or was it a Package Deal ?? (With the ever present Basic Instinct, the Missioon |IMp.'s 1,2,3, the Rambo's etc. ??) Let Paris keep on partying and choke in it too.

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