Teeth isn't just bad, it's Troll 2 bad. The perfect storm of everything that could go wrong with a horror film and paying none of the price for it. It's a cult classic. Arguably, the most infamous scary movie about genitalia since Sleepaway Camp. Growing up, people referred to it with urban legend status. "Hey, did you see that movie about the vagina with teeth?".. that kind of thing. The editing is terrible, the sound design is awful, the acting is terrible. The screenplay is rife with such brilliant lines as "I haven't even jerked off since Easter". That's so awful it belongs on a T-Shirt. We have the stupid moments that jump out at you and leave you speechless like two lovers sharing a dog treat and the sight of a crab trying to get at a dismembered penis. Teeth is pitched as a black comedy that gives us a Lorena Bobbitt style cautionary tale. But it's eternally dopey and terribly made. Even if that's on purpose, it doesn't make it any better.

This is the funniest sh*t I've seen in a while. It starts off as some kooky Brady Bunch type of neighborhood with a blended family and within 2 minutes of the movie someones finger is pricked, drawing blood, by a vagina with teeth. The gynecologist was like "...Relax, Just breath, breath thru the pain" and then SNAP!, her vagina bit off 4 of the perverts fingers. When her step brother's pit bull (Mother) chewed up his penis I died. This will definitely be a cult classic. I wonder if someone somewhere in this weird world has a vagina with teeth or a penis with snake venom. The ending was weird. Did she bite the old mans penis off? Did she ever find a cure? So many questions. I think there are 2 morals of the story. 1. No Means No and 2. Don't be a Dick or it will be bitten off with a Vagina. Oh and make sure you read the discussion threads on this movie. It's some of the funniest commentary on IMDb.

I feel that this really enlightens others of the occurring problem of vaginal teeth. This "adaptation" destroys the manhood of men everywhere and must be stopped. I myself have fallen prey to the horror of them and I feel the loss and the pain everyday. This needs to be researched and studied before it's too late. They are slowly making their way into our world and could possibly be with you right now. If this is not stopped the world will be destroyed. We need to stop it now and save ourselves and the children. Please ladies and gentleman always look before you hook and always carry a heavy duty nail file. And please... Think of the children.

This is not your average horror movie. If it is a horror-movie at all. That is probably not the category where this movie belongs. Surreal tragi-comedy? Maybe.Vagina Dentata is Latin for a vagina with teeth. Mythologically used to describe the fear for castration as such vaginas are non-existing. Except in this movie where it freaks the owner, who is the main character, completely out when she discovers it the hard way. But after getting over the first shock, she decides to put the lower teeth to 'good' use.The premises of this movie could have easily been 'raped' into a bad B-horror movie but the creators decided to tell a dramatic coming-of-age story that at times is hilarious but never loses the severity of it. They found a great balance between the drama and comedy, and they keep you wondering where this is going. The story flows organic into the next scene and never feels weird or fabricated. It's never boring. Uncomfortable, yes, but that's because I'm a man and I obviously am scared of castration. So that could be the only reason this is classified as a horror movie. The style is quite sober, and they use repetitive scenes (like when she enters her house) to accompany her transition. They repeat that scene throughout the movie several times and the original action/walk is the same, but the emotions are totally different. Every time hat announces the next face of the story and it's clever writing.The leading actress, Jess Weixler, is a rare gem in the likes of Drew Barrymore, Kate Winslet and Uma Thurman. She doesn't need any lines to show us exactly what she thinks and feels. She grabs the story of this virtuous girl with both hands and leads us into her transition completely. I'm looking forward to seeing more of her. It's a great movie. Clever, well acted, tragic, surreal and funny – one of those movies I think everyone should have seen.