The daughters of Bruce Willis and Greg Evigan team up in Sorority Row, a remake of the 1983 Horror classic, The House on Sorority Row. The remake is of course modernized and takes the classic independent horror film to the next level, with terrific effects, increased levels of fright and gore, and of course a ton of beautiful people. Where is this college and how soon can I apply?! Every guy and girl featured in the film, with the exception of Carrie Fisher, could be models, despite being well passed the age of most college students. The story starts out much like the original film does, with a Sorority prank that goes horribly wrong. The girls decide to cover up the incident and put it behind them, but at a large cost to their sisterhood. A year later, at the same party, someone knows what happened last year, and have decided to make the whole Sorority pay for their crimes. This film is a classic 'who done it' mashed together with a slasher film, and the results are pure excitement. The truth is that most of these film don't have much in the way of a story line and the killer is obvious to everyone, but not this time. This film is very reminiscent of Scream, and it really had me on the edge of my seat. A good Horror film is hard enough to find, but one with all that suspense and a compelling story to follow, that's worth it's weight in gold! Sorority Row is a perfect choice for those who want to spend Halloween, in front of the TV watching a scary movie!

Sorority Row (2009): Dir: Stewart Hendler / Cast: Briana Evigan, Rumer Willis, Leah Pipes, Jamie Chung, Audrina Patridge: The umpteenth dumb slasher film only this one regards the consequences of our actions. Pretty much the same plot as I Know What You Did Last Summer with a murder taking place and the burying of the evidence. Of course, several months later the guilty parties are haunted and eventually picked off in graphic fashion. Directed by Stewart Hendler who makes good use of locations including a bubble machine. They could have operated that bubble machine throughout the 90 minutes and still made a better film than the junk they eventually released. the cast do nothing more than scream and point blame. Who can blame them? Nobody wants to admit that they were talked into starring in a shitty film such as this. Featuring Briana Evigan, Rumer Willis, Leah Pipes, Audrina Patridge, and Jamie Chung who should all be ashamed to be part of a film this stupid. They could be filmed screaming over a nice game of tag and that would be more entertaining than what they were cast in. We receive countless horror films every year that are similar to this one, and they seem to test the lowest levels of intelligence. What we have here isn't promising. Rather it is a film that should be beat with a tire iron and tossed down a well and never seen again. Score: 3 / 10

Sorority sisters Megan (Audrina Patridge) and Jessica (Leah Pipes) set up Megan's ex-boyfriend/Chugs' brother Garrett (Matt O'Leary) for revenge. They gather the other sisters Cassidy (Briana Evigan), Ellie (Rumer Willis), Claire (Jamie Chung), and Chugs (Margo Harshman) to pretend to dump Megan's body in a lake. The girls continue to pretend and Garrett stabs Megan in the chest to let the air out actually killing her. Jessica convinces the group to dump the body and the tire iron in a mine shaft. Cassidy disagrees so they wrap the body in her jacket. Eight months later, the girls are graduating. Cassidy barely tolerates Jessica and has Andy (Julian Morris) as her boyfriend. They all receive a picture of somebody holding the tire iron. Megan's younger sister Maggie (Caroline D'Amore) shows up. Then a hooded figure starts killing people with an implement shaped like a tire iron.The girls need time and space to set up the characters better. Leah Pipes does the mean girl very well and put herself above all the rest. Briana Evigan is functional as the lead heroine but she needs to be a better foil to Jessica. The other actresses can do no better than 2 dimensional cardboard cutouts. Rumer Willis is reasonable as the brainy geek. The premise is not that original but it has good potential as standard horror fare. It just never rises above being a weak B-movie. There are also way too many characters to keep track of and without better characterization, it's questionable why the audience should care.

This all is a bit confusing as there are so many Babes strutting and prancing, flashing and motivating in and out here and there that it all becomes a bit of a strain on the brain. Not a good thing in the Brainless Slasher Genre. Just some Kool Kills please. Some Gore-Art splattered with biting satire and irreverent denunciations.There are a few mildly interesting things here but in hindsight they are fuzzy because this is a Movie that is filled with a lot of filler. It whisks around from locations and time-frames and halts occasionally so the Sisters can bicker and bond and bond and bicker. Get on with it. The Fun leaks out of this thing like a punctured vanity implant. It is a busybody of a Movie that loses its focus more than once.Overall on the Slasher Scale it is in a Midrange of not Awful but somewhere in the c'mon this isn't that hard to pull off realm. It's not like there aren't a Gazillion others to steal from. Oh that's right this has stolen from its better Sisters, it just didn't know what to do with the Booty.