Submerged
Submerged
R | 06 May 2005 (USA)
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Chris Kody, imprisoned member of the US military, is released from prison and reunited with his old team in order to pursue a renegade scientist. The catch, the scientist has developed mind control technology that can make even your friends into heartless killers.

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swedzin

This film is totally useless! With bad directing, bad editing, bad acting, everything. Well, what did you expect? Seagal (the fat, boring walrus) is the leading man, followed by Vinnie Jones (who seems to play himself also in more upcoming films, he was better in Guy Ritchie films) and Nick Brimble (he is a good actor, but I don't understand how he get here?). We also have Gary Daniels. Daniels is so cool, but I expected a cool fight scene with him and Seagal, but... you know Seagal... he is untouchable. Seagal plays Chris Cody, a member of US military who reunites with his old team to take down a mad scientist. Well whoopie-fuc*inkg-do! That team doesn't look like a team at all, there's no connection between them at all, and Seagal in his performance looks like he doesn't give a flying f**k about them. So, here's another Seagal film that takes away your insomnia.

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leo-cardozo

Do you really think that we have GOATS in Uruguay, or JUNGLES, or TERRORISTS, or even natives????? This movie is utterly insulting for my country.The writers of this movie didn't even bother in looking where Uruguay was. For all of you who doesn't, it's located between Brazil and Argentina. This movie was forbidden in my country because it shows something ENTIRELY DIFFERENT than realityWe don't have GOATS, we have COWS, we don't have JUNGLES, we have MEADOWS, we don't have TERRORIST or DICTATORS or Nazis or anything like that, in fact, we are the most DEMOCRAT country in Latin America.We don't even have NATIVES, the ENTIRE population are Europeans or descendants of Europeans. And our costumes are not as shown in this awful movie (as if we were Peruvians or Bolivians).

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Comeuppance Reviews

Seagal's workload was huge in 2005. He had four releases: "Into The Sun", "Submerged", "Today You Die", and "Black Dawn" . As long as the paychecks keep coming, he churns them out like there's no tomorrow.This time around, Seagal plays "Chris Cody" who is released from prison to go on one last assignment: To infiltrate some double agents or something. It's very confusing. You also can't see what's going on most of the time because to hide Seagal's nonstop weight gain, he is shrouded in black (note all his black clothing).All you see is Seagal's fat head. He also doesn't do his own ADR work. He once again uses a voice double that sounds NOTHING like him. But this time he was trying to be clever and put on an "Cajun accent" to fool people. The saving graces are the performances by those wacky Brits Vinnie Jones and Gary Daniels.Here's an idea: Vinnie Jones Vs. Gary Daniels in a duel to the death! Now there's an action movie! For more insanity, please visit: comeuppancereviews.com

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mrivadavia

I'm from Uruguay. I'm from Montevideo. I don't feel insulted by this film, because you can't feel that way when you are facing people with the intelligence and education of a 1 year old baby, a not very bright one. I gonna study some more about USA cause I don't want to be such ignorant about you, as you are about us. If ignorance is bliss, the people involved in this film are the happiest of them all. Vinnie I forgive you, you were the only one that makes this film bearable. I invite you all to know Uruguay, and laugh of yourself, of you have a spark o intelligence in you, you gonna laugh a lot. Thanks for all the fish...

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