This is probably my favorite Spy Kids movie because of the bad guy who is the badass Sylvester Stallone. I think his face just on the poster is awesome and his role as the villain in the movie was brilliant. Aside from Stallone, the movie was great and it felt like I was in the game the entire time. Nobody makes movies like this anymore

Carmen's caught in a virtual reality game designed by the Kids' new nemesis, the Toymaker (Stallone). It's up to Juni to save his sister, and ultimately the world. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over is the kind of film that you know it's dumb and the cgi is awful but that was what it was trying to be from the start a kids movie it tries to entertain them in that way and if you have a kid in you you won't be disappointed. Sylvester Stallone as the Toymaker is over the top and throws some puns but it works and unlike Batman & Robin most of the humor or even action works cause it's a film for kids and not a Franchise that started dark and turned into a live action cartoon. Also that final battle was pretty awesome you had Antonio Banderas, Bill Paxton and the rest of their family and friends to come over and defeat the Toymaker and although the 3D gets a bit of pain in my head after a while it was alright but i would prefer it to be without it. Also Elijah Wood has a cameo as the Guy and it was so bad and laughable that it actually works and it's pretty funny how the in the end credits they put some behind the scenes video and George Clooney says something like "My career will end from this" or something like that he is basically the reason why Batman was rebooted but anyways this is the type of film that you know it's dumb, over the top and cheesy and in a way it's my guilty pleasure and i liked it a lot.

This has got to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The main character in the movie is the son, who is a horrible actor. The better actor, the sister, enters the movie near the end. I would have had her in the entire movie.Grades: Sly Stallone - F Ricardo Maltabon - F George Clooney - C (the best part of the movie is when he imitates Sly) Salma Hayak - A (hey, it's Salma Hayak)Elijah Woods has a cameo in it and is pretty funny.Selena Gomez makes a cameo in the movie and is as cute as ever.My 4 & 6 yr old boys would have given it a 9.

I've seen films i particularly didn't enjoy, I've seen the room, I've seen clips of tommy wiseau and finally i just watched the first 30 minutes of spy kids 3.This film is the first film i have EVER seen that i have actively disliked. This film made me ashamed that when i was younger i enjoyed spy kids 1, 2, shark boy and lava girl and in the past few months spy kids 4. but the third spy kids film made me question my younger self being so bad i stopped watching 30 minutes or so in through heart ache and an urge to rant about it to sound like a critic :)To start off its the characters. I loved the charisma and family Morales the films based itself on, keeping to family and how Juni the immature weakling is taught to be strong by his older sister Karmen is just awesome, the bad guy constantly throwing hilarious tricks at them was funny but in this film everything was turned around. Karmen is trapped and needs Juni, (spoiler heavy if anyone still wants to watch by the end of the review) so he enters the game, being his usual self he is near being handicapped and gets his arse handed to him at level 1 by these high level players who are later shown to be beta testers. These characters are boring and without his sister Juni loses his charm and i hate him. Next the female is introduced, i admit now i'm older i probably won't see her as attractive and i don't mind BUT AT LEAST MAKE HER CUTE Jesus SHE WAS LIKE I Don't EVEN KNOW!!! next is another family member, a grandpa who for what i know is never seen before is stuck in a wheelchair. I think great, this guy could be like Xavier from X-Men and be an awesome psychic genius, nope thirty seconds later he is in a mech suit with legs... finally the protagonist, He is basically a programmer locked somewhere in the game and does nothing except talk to himself (to where I've seen)Next the story. Juni must get to level 4, find his sister then win the un winnable level to escape, wanna know how he can do this? BECAUSE HIS THE CHOSEN ONE! what the actual.. i mean if he had a plan or something that would be great but he is a noob to this game and just "learns fast" that's my next point. There are 2 engagements to where i saw. To start there is a mech battle round 1 Juni just gets stomped and dominated then round 2 "suddenly i know how to do every trick, make new tricks and win" and then round 3 "This round is going to last just long enough for me to do 1 move then finish because the first 2 minute round 2nd 1 minute round and a 30 second round make sense. the next battle is a race which fits more into my next point.Animation, spy kids and SB+LG are known for their animation and 3d effects being great. I was watching in 2D but i could see that this was going to carry the movie, every time they could they would shove a boxing glove gag, debris, tunnels and more into your face to say "HEY LOOK GUYS! 3D EFFECTS! ITZ Like 2007 AGAIN WHERE IT WAS NEW AND WE WANT TO SHOW OFF!" this annoyed me because they could of spent this on writing, better characters for new people, better costumes or maybe even.. better 2D animation. The film being set in a video game means everything was animated, most costumes, sets, props and everything was animated and they all looked horrible, out of scale, low res and looked like something made from play dough but not in a good way where you can think "haha this has charm to it" but instead "okay, thats just stupid and unreasonable, why would somebody want this"My last point is humour, there are a few jokes here and there, nothing i could say "i see what they did there" to but they were there e.g "programmers" acting cool (acting could be a whole other topic but it think i will just put it down to poor writing) then being computer "nerds" IRL or i need to talk to me atarisegatendo wizard (a terrible joke indeed for the older audience but still poor)TL;DR it was poorly written, poorly animated, trying to invoke nostalgia from the audience or make the younger audience look in awe at the 3D effects, I'm not sure if i was suffering from the "vanilla wow effect" by thinking the older stuff was better or if it was genuinely bad but I'd rate it a 2-3/10 points awarded for the very lack luster humour and the effort that the actors put in to make the poor script work.