I'm so glad that the director of this flick is sticking with SFX. Cause, if his directing DIDN'T suck, then his cast of actors did. Warwick Davis was the only reason to even see this movie. His acting (what little line he had other then jumping around in excitement after someone died) shined over everyone else. Was it me or did it seem like everyones voices not sync with their lip movement. I'm not saying I'm a huge Warwick Davis fan, but, he was the only decent actor in this film, and, only for his speech at the end of the movie while speaking to the senior bikers. If you have and hour and 37mins to waste don't do with this movie. But, in the end its up to you.
... View MoreSkinned Deep is a very odd little film. There is no question that the film transcends the usual straight to DVD Blockbuster fare, as the screenplay (pretty clever), characters (which, aside from a few clichéd elements of their composition, are extremely original and terrifying, if only for the sheer bizarreness of their behavior. The film is 1000 times creepier than Rob Zombie's idiotic House of 1000 Corpses (when will that moron figure out that no matter how much of a fan of the genre he may well be, he sucks as a filmmaker?), even though it was shot on a miniscule fraction of the budget. If you like those sleeper gems of the horror genre, cooked up by half-mad geniuses with vision, intellect, courage, and a lot of raw intuition about the very nature of horror (which lies, I believe, in our deeply seated fear of all that can go wrong when our normally reliable assumptions about reality are called into serious question), then this movie is for you. If Basket Case, The Deadly Spawn, Deliverance, Spider Baby, etc. appeal to you, then you'll like this one too.
... View MoreLet me start off by saying that I love bad movies. They're a riot to watch with friends, movies like Killjoy, Gingerdead Man, ANYTHING Troma, etc. But there has yet to be a word invented that can adequately describe just how unbelievably terrible this cinematic abortion truly is. I watched Gingerdead Man and this tonight with my friends, and yes, GM was absolutely wonderfully bad. The whole time we're screaming at the TV for them to just simply leave the damn bakery. But those stubborn pixels just don't want to listen, do they? Nooooo they'd rather get killed by a freaking gingerbread man. *facepalm* Stupid pixels. Well, after that we threw in this. We were expecting something similar, a movie so unbelievably bad you can't help but laugh at it, thus increasing your enjoyment. And, we were wrong. So very very wrong.Never before in my life have I experienced actual physical PAIN from a movie so bad. And unbelievable as it may be, I'm not exaggerating. This movie really is so bad it physically hurt. It's as if my brain were hurting me as a way to tell me that it's not good for you. But I kept watching, and my friends kept watching and that's when it got ugly. I don't think I've ever heard so many people simultaneously screaming at the top of their lungs "What the f**k!?!?" before.From one scene to the next, there's no continuity, no plot, no reason! Seriously, if there were a REASON that the TV had saran wrap on it, it might not have confused me so bad. If there were a REASON for the newspaper on the walls, it wouldn't have been so bad. If someone could possibly explain WHY the only person who could look through that dirty f**king window was the main character, I MIGHT NOT HAVE RAGED.*eats Valium*I have seen some truly horrible movies in my time, (Most of them by Uwe Boll) but never before have I actually felt worse for having watched a movie. Never before have I been so...just...offended to the senses as I was with this movie. Gore is awesome, I love gore flicks, so I don't mean offensive in that way. I mean your eyes will hate you for watching it. Your ears will swear to go deaf next time your favorite song comes on just so you can't hear it. Your mouth will rebel against you in that important meeting and call your boss something offensive at top volume. Your skin will break out in blemishes and boils. Fire will cease to be hot, and water will fail to be wet. THIS MOVIE WILL BRING ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE. And I don't even BELIEVE in the Apocalypse.Too Long;Didn't Read: This movie sucks more than Paris Hilton at a cock factory.
... View MoreI watched this movie with some friends just to have a laugh, we'd read the back of the DVD and the story was so incredibly dumb so we just knew this should be fun. For the first 45 minutes or so we laughed our asses off but after that the idiotic scenes kept on coming and that made it not even funny anymore to watch. It became just annoying. I wonder what the makers of this film were thinking, did they really make a serious attempt to deliver a creepy horror movie?? That's something i just can't believe, so to everyone who saw this and says that this was a good movie, or even OK to watch, you should have yourself checked..mentally!! So...don't buy, don't rent, waste of time and money. By the way...what was that with the titles and the screaming???
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