Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
PG | 19 May 2017 (USA)
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A Heffley family road trip to attend Meemaw's 90th birthday party goes hilariously off course thanks to Greg's newest scheme to get to a video gaming convention.

Reviews
ghcheese

I truly enjoyed the series of Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Than I seen this one. Had to watch it. OMG. The worst. The best part of this film is when it's over and you realize you don't have to look at it any more. Sylverstone career is over after this. The parents of the kids who were in this movie should forget their next birthday as punishment for making this movie.

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hunterdjordan

When i decided to watch this i was expecting something so bad that i can laugh at, but instead i got a movie so bad that it was annoying.The acting is terrible, the story is the most cliched and predictable thing a writer can come up with, and the music...my god.The thing that annoyed me the most is the music. It plays constantly. I can't think of a single scene that doesn't have music or some kind of sound effect. Even though the earlier films aren't good by any stretch of the word, they at least didn't play music whenever something embarrassing or what they thing is funny happens.Another thing that was infuriating was the constant electronic references. It's obvious that the writers think they're writing something that the kids would relate to, but instead it seems like they haven't touched an iphone or anything that requires a battery.I wouldn't recommend this to anyone including children and not even people who want to laugh at a terrible movie.The only reason i'm not giving this a 2 or 1 is because I've seen worse movies. That doesn't excuse this film though.

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bull-43178

AFTER ABOUT 20 MINS INTO THIS MOVIE,I WAS ALREADY SO FU*CKING BORED.THE STORY LINE IS DOG SH*T,THE ACTING WAS JUST SO EMBARRASSING AND THE CHOISE OF ACTORS WAS JUST SO BAD.IF YOU REALY WHANT TO SEE A GOOD DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOVIE,GO BACK AND SEE THE LAST THREE MOVIES;AT LEAST IT IS BETTER THEN WATCHING THIS SH*T.(OR JUST READ THE BOOKS)

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tlmylm

How was this film even made? WHY? Where do I even begin? Let's start with the story, or, this film's LACK of a story. It's just random sub plots mixed up together to make the story for a 90 minute film. It makes it CONFUSING, MESSY, and, worst of ALL, BORING.Next up, we have the film's writing, and it's DREADFUL! It's nothing more than pop culture references, and potty humor. LOTS AND LOTS OF POTTY HUMOR. JUST AS MUCH AS ''Norm Of The North'', another abysmal film! And do you know why the writing is so bad? Easy! Jeff Kinney's involvement! This was the first time he wrote for the films, and it really shows how bad it is. Wow.And then there's the acting. Jason Drucker doesn't do a very good job as Greg Heffley. Owen Asztalos as Rowley is no Robert Capron(who did a great job as Rowley). Alicia Silverstone does look like she's having fun in this film, but her performance as Greg's mother leaves a lot to be desired. Chris Coppola does such an over the top job as Mr. Beardo, it makes me feel nauseous. Joshua Hoover does a rather obnoxious job as Mac Digby, but at least it shows he was trying to have fun here. But that's nothing, NOTHING compared to Charlie Wright as Rodrick. Everyone knows about that #notmyrodrick meme that happened all over the internet, right? Well, yeah! He does such an abysmal job here, and no doubt about it he's easily the worst casting choice in the film.The only actor who did an alright job in this film was Tom Everett Scott as Greg's father. Yeah, sure, say all you want, but at least it shows he was trying hard, and put some effort. This makes him the best casting choice in this film as a result. I could say the same for the actor playing Manny as well, but still.Last off, there's the CGI. It looks awful as a whole, but the scene with the seagulls is easily the worst. They look fake and very unappealing, JUST LIKE THE ENTIRE FILM! I can't BELIEVE that Fox actually decided to release this abomination of theaters. And did you know that this film got AWFUL reviews since the TRAILER came out? Fans will hate this film, adults will hate this film, and kids will hate this film. DO NOT SEE THIS FILM. STAY FAR, FAR, FAR away. (This film really deserves a 0/10, but the lowest IMDb can give is a 1/10. So there.)

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