Screwballs
Screwballs
R | 01 April 1983 (USA)
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Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.

Reviews
Jay Town

Excellent! All the main female leads go topless throughout the movie! The best one being at the end. (Purity's boobs). These ones go topless: Purity, Bootsie, Rhonda and others. Best movie with nudity ever! Also, the girls are hot, sexy, and topless in this movie time and time again! Most guys will enjoy this movie because it has girls, perverted guys, topless girls, and some sex scenes. The only thing that could make this movie better is if the has famous female actresses in the movie, like Phobie Cates. I'm rating this a 10 because of how badly it did on IMDb. Also, there is a sequel in which there is more nudity (hopefully). I love this 80's movie!

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Woodyanders

Five horny male students at Taft & Adams High (a.k.a. T&A High) join forces and concoct various wild schemes to see the bare breasts of popular uptight tease Purity Busch (well played to the snobby and priggish hilt by the gorgeous Linda Speciale). That's about it for the admittedly slight and silly plot, but what this baby lacks in both substance and subtlety it more than compensates for in sheer boundless energy and a pleasing amount of tasty gratuitous female nudity. Director Rafal Zielinski maintains a constant brisk pace and a playfully dippy tone throughout while the gloriously inane script by Jim Wynorski and Linda Shayne (the latter also acts in the flick as raucous good-time gal Bootsie Goodhead) delivers a steady succession of hilariously crude jokes on such things as breast exams, erections, masturbation, punch spiked with Spanish Fly, and strip bowling. Surprising, said lowbrow humor manages to stay just on the right side of raunchy without ever becoming too gross or offensive. Moreover, the cast really sink their teeth into their colorfully broad roles, with especially stand-out work by Kent Deuters as smooth ladies man Brent Van Dusen III, Alan Deveau as bespectacled nerd Howie Bates, Jason Warren as lovable fat slob Melvin Jerkovski, and Donnie Bowes as the stern Principal Stuckoff. Better still, the deliciously voluptuous Raven De La Croix struts her smoking hot stuff as sexy stripper Miss Anna Tomical. Miklos Lente's slick cinematography, Tim McCauley's zany rockin' score, and the infectiously bouncy soundtrack all further enhance the considerable wacky merriment. A total riot.

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SERVOMOORE

This film will definitely cause you to rewind a few times, and fast-forward a lot more, because huge sections of it are predictable and flat to the point of humorless. The four main male characters... I hated them, but they seem to be somewhat accurate. Rafal Zielinski is a competent director, and the editor has rendered some rather effective "speed up" gags. Here and there, a good line is said, or a good piece of physical comedy is shown, but it's usually the script, not the way it's delivered, that's funny. And most of the nudity... To be frank, you get sick of it by sheer repetition (Wow, EVERY character is sort a deviant... boring) and want to see a character you can actually like. Now, on to Linda Shayne,She's hardly a prolific director these days, and some of her material is borderline vomitably kid-oriented(Flying Ryan, Purple People Eater), but she is still skilled at suiting the needs of the right target audience. Plus, she is more attractive than the rest of the female cast combined. It's a shame that she couldn't have gotten herself the female lead as Purity: her acting skills and physique are much better. Much more likely to draw a guy like me over to the cause of feminism than Ann Coulter or Oprah WinfreyIn short, she's the reason I am really mad that the local movie rental has lost its copy of this tape.

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dire69

I've seen this movie so many times and I own it on vhs and still to this day I enjoy watching it because it's so funny and it has one good looking guy in it. They should make more movies like this one because they are enjoyable to watch, more than some horror movies that have been done that are so much exaggerated and really class b types.

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