Ninjas vs. Vampires
Ninjas vs. Vampires
| 29 October 2010 (USA)
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Vampires kidnap the girl of Aaron's dreams, leading him to track down and join an elusive clan of ninjas who battle the blood suckers nightly.

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K V

I was just going to rate this a 1 and move on, without wasting my time on review, but then I noticed there was a review that gave this trash a 10. So here we go.I actually watched about 15 minutes before starting to fast forward at 2x, then 4x and finally 8x. I dig Ninjas, I dig Vampires, I don't dig bad camera angles and shaky action scenes.Writing is bad. So bad, I was catching myself looking out the window, watching grass grow, instead of watching the movie.Acting is bad.If story was good, or lines well written, I could overlook it. As it is, acting is bad, and there is no reason to watch it.Directing is bad.I have seen student movies done better.OK, I wasted enough of my time on this review I didn't want to write in first place.Don't see this movie, its a waste of time. You can thank that 10 rating review that motivated me to take 5 minutes to write this in hopes of saving some poor sucker from falling for it.

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Archie Falcon

This "movie" was uncomfortable at best. The premise would allow for a fantastic thrill ride of adventure. Who doesn't like ninjas? At first I thought that this could have been a guilty pleasure or at least an over sexualized 90 minute romp with ninjas. This is the movie equivalent of your creepy uncle making a sexual remark about his underage daughter at a family reunion.From the casting to costumes to weird gimmicks like enchanted windows, this was a total flop.The fight scenes alone express how stupid the director thinks the viewers are.

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ghostrider2k

As others have already stated; the movie is not bad and does look like a bunch of friends made but they had FUN while doing it. The writing was well and the dialog was better and more on queue (ie natural)than a lot of high budget movies these days. Anyone remember the first season of Buffy? This is about on par except they didn't have that great of a camera. No knock against Joss Whedon, but the dialog, while having its over the top cheesy parts, was very natural. They act like people that have been around each other long enough to say the things they do. And yes, if you do not know a lot of popular culture references you may be lost, but much to your own detriment. For what it was and what they had to work with, I have enjoyed this much more than a lot of the newer movies produced by large production companies. The weapon usage was also better than most you see on TV in popular series today. If you like campy dialog, ie Army of Darkness, Buffy, etc. and just good old action, give this movie a shot, you may be pleasantly surprised.

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manjodude

I've lost count of how many outright shoddy vampire movies I've seen, many of them being C grade. But I must say this movie is quite better than most of them. It's, I feel, in the borderline between average and crappy! Why? Because it's surprisingly not boring and is comical too.Credit for my feel good opinion also goes to the okay effects, nice fight action sequences and also decent show by all the actors.Rather not go to the story as it's understood such flicks usually have plots that defy all laws of logic. Simply put, we've a group of ninjas who pledge to rid the earth off vampires. And the good wins over the evil in the end. Silly yet simple! I liked watching Jay Saunders as Aaron. He's funny, emotes nicely and fights really well too. Maybe the only highlight of the movie is in the initial scenes where Aaron makes a frustrating yet hilarious attempt to get his love Alex to remember what happened after she loses her short-term memory in a vampire attack.What to talk about the cons here? Although the fights are nice, the strategies the vampires or the ninjas come up with to destroy each other seem dumb or dumber! Verdict: If all you really want is to watch skimpy clad duh vampires biting necks & equally duh ninjas, nothing like this :-)

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