Dark Harvest
Dark Harvest
| 20 April 2004 (USA)
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A group of teenagers go to the family farm of one of them only to be attacked by a killer scarecrow.

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southerntastey-908-993214

I appreciate the story line, I thought it was a great idea, but the acting, the camera angles everything about this movie sucked. It was like a disappointing orgasm,the first 5 minutes of the movie was great, from that I was expecting to see an amazing movie but it turned into a BIG flop. The voice over in the beginning was the best acting done in the movie. By the time the lead character finished talking to the old woman (ghost) I was rooting for the scarecrows, but then I saw the poor make up effects done, I am needed to call Tom Savini and pronto, my two bunny rabbits can crap a better movie than this and you can take that to the bank. Overall just like I said in the summary, this movie blew dead dogs.

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MWNiese

I knew full well when I rented this DVD that it could very well be one of the worst movies I've seen in my life. But to say that it was one of the worst movies I've ever viewed would be putting it lightly. I'm wondering if there isn't some legal action that can be taken against the individuals that allowed this film to produced. I mean, the financing had to come from somewhere, someone had to put up money for this to be produced!!??I'd pinpoint several production values that led to the failure of this film, but this film violated every production standard in the universe. I couldn't make it thru the entire movie, as I started getting dizzy the from horrendous filming techniques. I also can't tell you how many scenes I just ended zoning off during because of the inexplicably horrific dialog.I feel like I've been permanently scarred for life. If you viewed this movie before getting this warning, you should think about starting a support group with me for the poor people who did view this monstrosity.

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Zbigniew_Krycsiwiki

I actually rate this a 1.5, and I only rate it that highly only because of the skinny dipping scene, no matter how lame it may be.Some teen agers go to an old deserted farm house left to one of them by their dead grandfather, unaware that there had been several murders there decades earlier because their grandfather had made a pact with the devil for a good harvest- couldn't the guy have thought of something better to sell his soul for? The man's grandson and his friends are set up to be the next sacrifice, for reasons which are never explained. The stereotypical teenage son and his girlfriend, the black guy with a white girlfriend, and the two lesbians have to do battle with three killer scarecrows- but, don't be tricked like I was, this isn't nearly as much fun as it sounds. It's mostly just a lot of chit chat about ball kicking, dope smoking, and the lead actor complaining about never knowing his parents. The camera work is atrocious and shaky, occasionally panning to the wall behind the actors, instead of the actors themselves, it may have been done on a hand-held camcorder in some scenes, which maybe a good thing since the scarecrows look like they just came from some kid's birthday party, and apparently they could only hire two people to play the three scarecrows! Some of the best movies I've seen have been these low budget, independent horror movies, but this one is just pathetic. The cast and crew seems to have just been made up of a bunch of people who knew each other, had never acted before and had no intention of acting again, and had a few thousand dollars (I can't believe this movie cost $130.000 to make) and a weekend of free time on their hands- even the lesbian skinny dipping scene is lame, but, as I said, that is still the best part of this lame little movie. I think it's amusing also, that as of this writing, there is a sequel to this film which no one has even bothered adding to IMDb.

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m_jordan_jones

MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS. This movie was the worst movie ever. I couldn't even watch it all it was so bad. This film is actually worse than scarecrow slayer which is saying a whole lot. This was worse than terror toons which at least terror toons was funny at times. Not even the gore in the film was good. The shootings were fake and the acting was worse. Please do yourself a favor and skip this one. If you see it at the rental store then run the other way. There is nothing good about this film at all. If you want to see a good scarecrow movie then watch Night of the scarecrow or pumpkin head. If you want to see an OK new cheesy movie then watch Scarecrow. I rate this movie a 0.2 out of 10. That's how horrible this film really is. THE WORST MOVIE EVER.

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