I know that the reviewers who really give this a good, positive review and my judgement of what's makes a good movie are very, vastly, extremely different. If I paid money to see this as a straight-up movie I would have been gone at about 33 minutes and putting some effort to get my money back. This is laugh out loud funny where it ain't supposed to be. Catch the Rifftrax version, you'll be glad you did.

I love this movie especially its starting vanilla Ice the rapper, he did a terrific job for 2nd movie as lead role , i like the ending of movie where he gets the girl...

...the most awful film in the history of cinema.Imagine every embarrassing moment you've ever had and imagine every time you've witnessed somebody else's embarrassing moment and felt empathy for them. Imagine every humiliation; guys imagine every unintentional boner, gals imagine every spotting of white pants at the dance, imagine every drunk puking into the gutter, bad dancing, flubbed speech, insulting someone who is standing right behind you when you didn't know they were there. Picture cursing a blue streak and realizing your religious grandmother was in the next room listening, just every awful thing that makes your belly churn and your face turn red to recall. Imagine being forced to re-live it all in an instant, and then somehow you are forced to consume it and then you vomit it all back out and for 90 more minutes you are forced to wallow in that vomit, a vomit reeking of despair and chagrin, acidic with the burning wish that it had never happened...That is the experience of watching this movie. It is the stuff of some circle of Hell undiscovered before 1991. It is NOT funny.

Johnny (Vanilla Ice) raps and rides his motorcycle with his gang. He tries to show off for Kathy Winslow (Kristin Minter). Small town bumpkin Roscoe tries to fix his sidekick's leaky bike. Johnny sees Kathy fighting with her boyfriend Nick and tries to move in. She's a senior honors student with no interest in the brightly colored rebel. Her parents (Candy Clark, Michael Gross) are in witness protection hiding from two corrupted cops (Jack McGee, S.A. Griffin) looking to be paid $500k.I remember those days of Vanilla Ice. One has to laugh looking at him and his crew. He's all smirk and no acting skills. This is a terrible movie in laughable ways. The problem is that the attempted comedic jokes are not funny and things that aren't suppose to be funny turn out to be stupid funny. Yes I laughed as I shake my head in disbelieve. It is funny to see a couple of real actors popping up in this movie.