Just once I'd like to walk out of a bar (starts blaring RATM Sleep Now in the Fire)!! OMG I love these movies. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is super dope! Way better than even the 1st 1. Way hotter too omg. Is it getting hot in here? Cameron as Natalie is silly hot. Isn't it kinda warm? Lucy as Alex is super hot. It's getting heated. I swear I'm sweating. Drew as Dylan is rocking hot. Ok it's seriously burning up in here. Did somebody just turn up the temperature? I'm literally on fire. I love everything about this movie. EVERYTHING! The music is super dope and the action is too. Full Throttle is my #1 favorite movie of all-time. Just ahead of Braveheart and Forrest Gump. I seriously love how awesomely super crazy sexy it is. Like nonstop. Drew and Cameron and Lucy are super cute together. OMG. I love it when the Angels smile or laugh or kid or be cute or be serious or check out a hot guy. Lucy Drew and Cameron are all glowy in Charlie's Angels like the Angels have a visible aura. It's setting my balls on fire. There are about 600 million crazy sexy moments I love from this movie so I couldn't possibly list them all here but here are just a few of my favorite hot moments - the zooming in Angel introductions in the Northern Mongolian mountain tavern at the very beginning with Natalie's mechanical bull ride (uh yyes) - Alex's gymnastic montage (Lucy in pigtails and a leotard yaay!) - Hammer Time with the 3 girls dancing clothed with a couch (super hot) - surfing at the beach with Madison Lee in black and Natalie Cook in white bikinis (cooool, really really cool) - Helen Zaas tongue wrestling Seamus O'Grady (ass-tonishing) - the Treasure Chest burlesque show (in the history of hotness has there ever been anything hotter, no, oh god) - the Angels cracking out of their angels sculpture nude and ready for action (shadowy and sweet) - Natalie going to the little boys room and dancing in her prom dress with Pete (yes! yes! yes! yes!) - Madison aiming her gun in her big ol' fur and itty bitty lingerie (holy smoking hot Demi Moore) - the Angels washing cars at the car wash post credits (me likey me want more please) - in complete secession. Drew Lucy and Cameron are beautiful by like far. They are all really super sweet. I love Lucy the most.

The Angels investigate a series of murders which occur after the theft of a witness protection profile database.What this film did right: the soundtrack. With bands like Electric Six, White Zombie, Prodigy and more, this kicks more butt than just about any other soundtrack. Also, the inclusion of actual cannibal Shia Labeouf is nice touch.What they did wrong: just about everything else. First of all, the addition of Bernie Mac to replace Bill Murray. You cannot replace Bill Murray. And then, just the weakness of it all. The whole point seems to be to make a movie even fluffier than the first, and try to make Cameron Diaz even more unlikable.

I was a fan of the TV show "Charlie's Angels" back in the day, and I was looking for movies a favorite actor had appeared in. That's how I ended up wasting two hours watching "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle". I gave it a 2 because I'm certain there must be worse movies out there, but it is hard to imagine. This one couldn't decide if it was a campy comedy, an action adventure, or a big budget B-movie. It traded on names but was seriously short on entertainment value. I'm sure the script looked better on paper. How they spent $120,000,000 on this is difficult to understand. (Compare to Star Wars Episode VII at $200,000,000 12 years later.) Seriously, don't waste your time watching this. Take a nap, paint your living room, weed your flower beds, anything else. You'll thank me.

For the longest time I had remembered this movie being a big step down from the first movie. But after just watching it again, I'd say they're more or less equal.Surprisingly, this one actually has more of a plot than the first movie. It isn't exactly complex, but there is more interaction between the characters and a few examples of setup and payoff. Some of the jokes are pretty bad, particularly the ones centering around Dylan's former name, "Helen Zaas". Bill Murray is definitely missed, and the villains this time around aren't as good as Sam Rockwell was. Both movies are silly, but they're self aware. The filmmakers knew what they were doing with these movies, just wanting to make popcorn entertainment consisting of action sequences and attractive women. And for what these movies are, they aren't bad.