CANNIBAL DINER is a typical indie horror flick that comes to us from Germany. The story is rural and at least half the running time seems to be padded out with scenes of a scantily-clad woman hiking through a dense woodland. Eventually she encounters some Texas Chain Saw rejects and a lot of screaming ensues, but the whole story is flat and lifeless. The cinematography is dark and too much of the screen is out of focus at any one time. I found it entirely boring.

I Liked the end song very good music i Liked the naked girls running around and screamingI cannot understand why the director of this film and the rest guys who set it up havent killed themselves yet. I havent seen such a bad movie ever. Tooooo slow, nothing is happening through the entire movie, we see girls searching and searching... Girls running and running .. Girls screaming and screaming .. Nothing more, please do not try seeing this

"Cannibal Diner" is a German German-language movie from 2012. The writer and director of this one are pretty experienced when it comes to gore/horror movies, so the directions this film is taking should be obvious. You may be a bit confused early on as there are randomly two girls starting to make out and we also see boobs, pretty big ones actually, so is this a soft core porn movie? No it is not. It is all about the scare factor, but sadly this one is never convincing at all. The film is neither entertaining nor scary and the ending actually feels like a very weak copycat version of "Silence of the Lambs". The only thing you will see in here is girls panicking, running around screaming and they made sure these girls do not wear too much while doing so. The cannibals look like aborted creatures from Avatar and the makeup work is just as bad as everything else. And right when you think it could not get any worse, then the main girl character is suddenly out of nowhere strong enough to stand up to the bad guys, of course after performing a striptease for whatever reasons. This film is packed with sexual innuendo, but lacks a convincing story completely unfortunately. The characters are ridiculous and they have no background story, no shades, but hey at least they have big breasts. Yeah, it's totally impossible to take this movie seriously, even for fans of the genre. It is a hot mess. Watch something else instead.

A bunch of nubile German chicks head off to an abandoned diner before discovering that it's really home to a den of cannibals. One by one they are picked off in tame cutaway ways until the one that's left runs around a lot while whimpering. You ever see a film with a pretty cool cover which makes you think it might at least have some nice gore and be a passable entertaining time filler? Only then you put it on and it's absolutely dire and generic and totally devoid of any tension, suspense or fun? Yeah. Cannibal Diner is one of those films. Basically, it's a generic badly directed mess and most unforgivably of all, it's really boring. The director is apparently under the bizarre delusion that jumpy flashy cut off editing and long scenes of a chick stumbling around to intense urgent music equates to tension. It doesn't.I don't want to sound too harsh here because I never expected much to begin with, and sucker as I am for all things cannibal related in horror, my standards tend to be fairly low in this regard. All I ask for is some nice gore and some perky nudity. Now while there is admittedly some perky nudity here, it's still an utterly abysmal film, that failed to even meet my low requirements, and I gotta say, I'm actually amazed that films like this even get financed. I firmly believe that for all its flaws, indie or low budget horror is actually the lifeblood of the genre, in terms of quality, but just like big budgeted and decidedly bland remakes, indie horror unfortunately throws some turkeys our way also and Cannibal Diner is a film to be avoided, as it's one of those films where your finger is itching to press the fast forward button 30 minutes in and even at 66 minutes (6 minutes are end credits) it still outstays its welcome. 2/10 a really bad and boring horror film and far too tame. Avoid.