Somewhere on the Eastern front, Nazis are transporting people to camps. A resistance groups shows up to kill Nazis. And so does Rayne, in the middle of the day. When she confronts the commander, she ends up turning him into a vampire. In the intro we learned that Rayne is the offspring of an evil male vampire and a human woman.A crazy Nazi doctor is experimenting on vampires and when he realizes what the commander has become he has ideas how to make powerful Nazis. Meanwhile the resistance which is headquartered in a whorehouse, keeps planning attacks and how to break Nazi codes. And the Nazis start looking for Rayne. Eventually they capture her and the leaders of the resistance. The doctor sees the potential of her blood to make Hitler indestructible. The remaining resistance will try to stop the Nazis as they make their way to Berlin.Bloodrayne III had potential. They have strong actors in the lovely Natassia Malthe, Michael Pare, Brendan Fletcher, Clint Howard. They had some interesting landscapes in Croatia, realistic uniforms and equipment. The movie does look very good. And the story itself should have worked- Rayne, Nazis, vampires, powerful blood, creepy experiments, etc. But unfortunately it doesn't work. For some reason the put some awful pasty pale makeup on Natassia's face, gave her a lousy haircut and had her wear a silly aviator cap. As a result she looks nowhere as gorgeous as she really is, and they didn't allow her to smile. But we do get a bit of nudity even though you can tell Boll is very uncomfortable filming those scenes. The action scenes are decent but not as good as it should be. There should be some sort of climax to the movie but there really isn't. Editing is a bit messy. One would think they simply didn't have enough budget to make things work, note how short this movie is at about 1:10. Perhaps Boll's method to direct scenes with little preparation doesn't pay off in the end.
... View MoreVampires, Nazis, hot female kick-arse killer... it should've been brilliant, right?Unfortunately, at the very start of the film I knew that it was going to suck - and no, not in a vampiric way... there was almost an air of badness about it.Suspicions proved correct within 5 minutes, the lead, with her costume reducing her to a sex object (and if the film was aimed at over-sexed teenage boys, then why not?), was disappointing in that she had no real charm or wow-factor about her, and just about every prostitute in the brothel had a nicer face! Still, the outfit went some ways towards disguising her awful acting skills and I found it almost impossible to not stare at her breasts for almost the entire 20 minutes I managed to endure of this abomination.Uwe Boll gets a lot of stick but there are worse films out there than what he makes, so I feel it unjustified. Actually, he's kind of a source of inspiration in that he does what he loves regardless of what people think, and makes money at it too!So, Uwe Boll: so-so; BloodRayne: The Third Reich: just watch some porn and enjoy yourself.
... View MoreNag nag nag, that is what is happening when Uwe Boll is making a new movie. It is a must to break down flicks made by Uwe Boll but not for this reviewer. I don't like all his flicks but if it does deliver something then you must admit that too and just don't walk with the crowd to say, I hate it. Bloodrayne 3 as we can state it is indeed a downfall towards the 'names' of the actors. Face it, part one had Kristanna Loken (Terminator 3) and Ben Kingsley (Ghandi)in the leading role. In fact, storywise it doesn't follow the line it had in part 1, it's more a flick on his own. It was filmed back to back with Blubberella, that film really was a turkey but Bloodrayne 3 was rather okay. Were it leaves for example the script of the original one is that here we do have e lot of nudity even on the part of Rayne, this time played by Natassia Malthe as seen in Bloodrayne 2 and Lake Placid. She did well and by saying that I mean, the acting was okay but don't think to see an Oscar performance. Some shots that you will see are exactly copied in Blubberella like for example the scene at the whore house were Rayne takes a guy by his balls while he's messing up a whore. The idea of taking the story to the Nazis makes it a bit cheesy for some but what if I say, Dead Snow, there we had zombie Nazis too but it worked due the gore added to the scenes. And that's maybe what Bloodrayne 3 lacks, the amount of blood. Oh yes, it do flows but it is always in the same way, slashing off-camera and you see blood sputtering before the camera. Just one gory shot was added, one soldier intestines are cut out, maybe the scene with the vampire on the table being cut open by the doctor is worth mentioning. I was also surprised by the nudity added in this flick, a lot of titties are shown even those of Rayne and a small lesbian love scene was added too. I enjoyed it and the flick was over just before you know it clocking in at 75 minutes. Bloodrayne won't be Underworld, but that's a fact of money. Some CGI was added and didn't bother me at all. Simple story and one maybe to watch with your boozer friends.Gore 2/5 Nudity 2/5 Effects 2/5 Story 2/5 Comedy 0/5
... View MoreThat very thought was going through my head when I rented this cinematic excrement. Nazis are my favourite bad guys and this seemed like a promising take on a good formula. In short, the story was vapid and the acting was awful. They threw in some sex to titillate, but all it did was make me angry. The mad doctor is over the top yet not in a good way and he was stupid to boot. The lead Nazi was an acceptable villain, but only because his acting was not painful and he was a Nazi. The heroine seemed rather one dimensional and devoid of life (which I think was the "actress'" fault rather than the writers' or even intentional). The heroine, by the way, never actually wears those painted on "pants". Ever. Sorry. This movie is neither bad enough to be good nor is it passable as late night brain dead viewing. I should have known to save my $1.02 when I saw the cover. What can I say: I have a weakness for dead Nazis and shapely hips.
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