i watched this movie a decade ago,recently had a conversation with friends about terrible movies and i brought this up, it was so bad that i physically took the DVD outside and burnt it, the story line was so disjointed and lacked any real depth, it was so bad i had to sign up to IMDb just so i could write this review of it because i couldn't let go of the disappointment 10 years later,god i have to write more before i can submit this? kid rock plays a token white guy who has been teleported from a Disney after school kids show,Soul power makes bikes go faster and dads are so awesome that they would rather take bikes to the face than go home with their families, if there is any salvagebility to this movie it requires many many ounces of the devils lettuce to warp terrible dialogue and "plot" into blazed giggles.

Going for the Fast and Furious dollar, Biker Boyz is set in the Black community in Southern California. The vehicle of choice is motorbikes.We follow Kid (Derek Luke) the young motorcycle racer who wants to be 'King of Cali' the title held by Smoke (Laurence Fishburne) who is the leader of the Black Knights bike club.Smoke is reluctant to be challenged by the Kid and in response he starts his own club, the Biker Boyz as he sets out to be the fastest urban biker around.The film deals with racing camaraderie and rivalries as well as delving into father and son issues in a formulaic way but the racing scenes were insipid. It left me open mouthed to see how flatly they were filmed.

Maybe Biker Boyz wasn't as good as I thought it was, but the fact of the matter is, I saw "Torque" before I saw Biker Boyz. And after having seen "Torque", any movie with street bikes in them that didn't run on pixie dust was going to be better. I honestly disregarded the acting and the plot to simply gawk at the bikes and what the riders would do on the bikes. There were some cool stunts and really pretty machines. Those bikes were so beautiful that I know it has skewed my judgment of the movie; but hey, at least I'm honest about it.The plot wasn't all bad... the racing aspect of it that is. Besides the racing for "lids" story, and trying to dethrone the top gun, the rest of the movie was just filler. "Biker Boyz" is decent enough to kill time.

what's wrong with you people? what's wrong with the world? what could possibly make you write, direct, cast, come up with music ad outfits, create special effects and... so many, many other things which you have to take care of when making a movie... and all, ALL, for THIS?! what's wrong with the world??? what did i hate about this movie? well, just about everything - everything, from actors to script, from... oh, i might be lying... the bikes were... wow! ...i might be in love. anyway, we are not talking about their rides, we're talking about the movie itself and i have no reason whatsoever to claim that i enjoyed it. it was rubbish: "i hate you, i hate you, ...oh, you're my father ... then... i don't know, i guess i'll drop by and ask you to give me that helmet i won... sometimes... soon". it just didn't seem right, you know? besides, this movie made me think: what would I do if i found out that my father was a racer i was trying to get revenge at because the person i used to think of as my father got killed because of the racer i mentioned earlier?! oh, that's not it. it made me think of... i remember now: i am about to get my driver's licence and i felt a certain(very, very, VERY pleasant) rush when i saw them racing with... let's say "considerable" speed. yep, that's the reason why it made me think. and i HATE using my brain (kidding, i hope that my review made you guys "know better"). so: WILL I DIE??? i'm scared... will speed turn me into a freak? will i become one of those people wearing horrifyingly ugly clothes and behaving like a sex-addicted person??? mummy! somebody help me!!!