Fast Cars and Fast Chicks just about sums up this movie.They've gathered some of the best looking cars and chicks in this movie, and created a movie around them. A fast chic (literally) Natashia (Nadia Bjorlin) gets recruited as a driver to an exotic car race that is sponsored by drug trafficking gangs due to her exceptional skill as a car driver. There's big money involved in this race. She's offered $150k and a recording contract to drive a car. She ups the anti to $300k, and the deal is on. This movie is all about eye candy. It's a beautiful movie to look at, but don't expect much class. It's about gangs, and life in the fast lane.If you like exotic cars, and beautiful women, this movie is for you, but don't do the things they do at home.
... View MoreI HAVE EVER SEEN! Please, PLEASE, do NOT watch this movie. It was so bad i caught myself with my mouth wide open from the TERRIBLE plot,actors,everything! I watched maybe 15 minutes of the movie (which i regret dearly) and i couldn't take it anymore. I already knew it was going to suck story-wise, but the plot is SO unorganized and SO BAD it literally made my head hurt IM NOT KIDDING. Let me just tell you how bad it is: so right when the movie starts this guy bets a kid that if he can deliver his drugs from los angles (i think) to las vegas within 1 hour n 45 mins he will give him a million dollars so the kid jumps in the car and puts on NIGHT VISION so that he can drive secretly, i know i didn't know people could make this crap up.... So like i said, PLEASE do not watch this movie!!!
... View MoreTim "Otter" Matheson has to consider his acting career over after having been in this movie. This film could not have been a good payday for him and I find myself wondering if the 6 pack of Bud was worth the embarrassment. A real career ender... Bad acting and a hideous script Such poor technical details, I believe the makers must have gone to wikipedia for their technical advising. Never has a movie so short, seemed so long. Never before has a PG movie been so obscene. It is one of the few movies I have ever seen that I cannot think of one redeeming quality. 90 minutes to kill? Get a root canal instead.
... View MoreWhen Redline was first announced, I was excited. I thought, Fast and the Furious with Supercars. Right? Wrong wrong WRONG! I didn't go see it in the theater, and now, having seen it on Starz/Encore, I am really glad I didn't waste the money or time.The acting was horrible (as one review put it, makes FatF look like the Godfather), the direction was mediocre at best, and the casting could have been much better. The only bright spots were Nadia Bjorlin and Eddie Griffin (I love Eddie, and his over-the-top character in this movie was somewhat funny, especially the scene on the racetrack with Nat in the Ford GT). Small thumbs up to the soundtrack as well. It sounded like the soundtrack to any number of Need for Speed games.The real stars of this film, of course, were the cars. It was a thrill, I'll admit, to see some of my dream cars on film (though I cringed to see them destroy the Carrera GT...such a beautiful car). The race scenes were a little over the top, but I can deal with that. It is, after all, a movie, and I believe it's called suspension of disbelief.Bottom line, if this film had had the following things: Plot, decent script, better acting, and more of a focus on character development...well, it might have been a 5 or 6 out of 10. As it is, I gave it a 1 because that's as low as it goes, and really, the cars themselves made it a 1.Only watch this if A)you like horrible movies, or B)you want to see the incredibly awesome and powerful Supercars in this film.
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