Rhi Scott

I watched this for the same reason most people probably did; it bore Jenna's name and seemed like an interesting concept.Unfortunately it's a lot more like watching your grandmother watch porn than something sexy or even funny. It's just awkward for everyone involved.The girls are wallflowers and clearly overwhelmed in front of the seasoned judges and a live audience. Even the ones who have 60 or 80 movies to their names already and are seasoned vets just seem to flounder. They try to sound sexy and talk dirty but sound like scared little girls reading from a page. It's painfully obvious that they're only saying what they think the Judges want to hear (aka lying through their teeth). One girl tries to tell Jenna that she wants to (F word here) her but cannot even bring herself to look Jenna in the face as she says it and looks the complete opposite direction, blinks about 14 times in a second and looks ready to cry.There's little variety between the girls at all. The only girl that stood out was Gizele, a tall gorgeous dark-skinned gal who was pretty much immediately booted off for not having any prior movie experience which just left a gaggle of short, no-breasted and often rather average/homely blondes who wanted nothing to do with the Judges and spent their entire stage-time sucking up (sometimes literally) and awkwardly groping Jenna who rarely looked at them, moved around dragging them groping behind and focused on the Judges.The Judges were largely well picked. You won't find bigger pornstars than Ron Jeremy or Christie Canyon (who still looks fabulous). I have no idea who the third guy is, who seemed to only be there as a pseudo/wannabe Simon Cowell as he always had something extremely rude to say and gave the lowest marks for everything. I can't imagine anyone wanting to work anywhere near him with how demeaning and unappreciative he was, whereas Christie gave almost consistent tens and Ron (always a nice guy) gave 8-10s and never said a bad thing about any of them.Beyond that there isn't really much to say. Obviously there's lots of porn thrown in but with how awkward the girls are and their constant (obviously) lying through their teeth and superficial personalities makes it hard to even enjoy it. We know too much about them for them to be fantasies anymore and what we know is rather annoying and a turn-off.It would've been better in a more 'Top Model' format where Jenna really lead and tutored them instead of the 'Idol' format they went with.

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