The Girls Next Door
The Girls Next Door
TV-PG | 07 August 2005 (USA)
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  • Reviews
    k-41314

    Which means that the Russian/Chinese agent watched it and said "hey that babe is hot. I want to do her."I also have inside knowledge that Ivanka managed to get them to have everyone dressed in the Ivanka line, which means.... the Chinese sweat shops received extra revenue and orders. Thanks from China.

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    frisbee10

    People like this show? Why not just watch "Girls Gone Wild"-- it's just as trashy, the girls are cuter, and it's not full of high-maintenance idiots. College degree?!? What a joke. One girl got a degree in communications (yeah, the same major as all the football players) from some school that nobody has heard of, and the other girl is "taking online classes." I'm rolling on the floor laughing. What else are you going to do with your time in the brothel? And what idiot counted a massage therapist or real estate agent as a college degree? Look, if their CV's were good enough for a real job they wouldn't be prostitutes, and if they were remotely pleasant, tolerable, or intelligent people they could have a hot rich guy who is less than 50 years older than them.

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    caa821

    I have seen this program advertised, but had never watched even a second of it until today. I hit the "E" channel's number by mistake, intending to tune into the Navy-Army pre-game program. They had just begun a program celebrating Hefner's 80th birthday, apparently ready to participate in the traditional, annual, "Hef's birthday," viewing of "Casablanca." He was reading some notes about the movie - the man is an unexpectedly dull, and rather inarticulate speaker. Everyone was grinning like apes, and his young girlfriends were in dresses so damn tight, they looked like Martin Short's morbidly-obese "Jiminy Glick" trying to seat themselves.I watched a few minutes, fascinated as his charges in the other room scurried to convert a large area into a precise replica of "Rick's," the Bogart bistro in the flick - for champagne and caviar afterward.The show is amusing, but I suspect (at least for me) in some ways other than intended. Hefner reminds me of Phil Donahue and the late Howard Cossell. He has morphed into a persona which looks like an exaggeration of the satirical imitations of him done by impersonators, stand-up comics, and talk-show hosts. Hugh, like Phil and Howard, is a classic self-parody. And there's something fascinatingly grotesque in viewing this octogenarian old fart creep around in pajamas and smoking jacket, amidst these vacuous nymphets, who seem incapable of wearing any apparel which isn't overly-tight, overly-skimpy, or both. Nothing actually wrong with this per se, except these bimbos are as void of taste as they are intelligence.I've seen his old films/tapes of the long-ago Playboy t.v. program. There he was a 30- or 40-something man, pretentious, and a rather smarmy/unctuous presence. The guy today is a pretentious, smarmy, unctuous 80-year-old.I'd love to see a show devoted to a tour of Hef's private bathroom, and have him display his undoubtedly major supply of herbs, vitamins, and ED pills, creams. etc.When the girlfriends eventually "deliver," Hef can be an honorary Great Great Grandfather to the kids. He's just the right age.

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    PrincessNess79

    I just want to strongly suggest that people watch the show before making any comments on it. While it is probably not a show that will change your life, it is awfully entertaining. I think that if everyone just kept an open mind and didn't go in believing that this man was just a dirty old pervert, they would get a kick out of it. I loved when they went to the old Playboy Headquarters and when the visited Kendra's Mom in San Diego. And, while I thought that I would have very little, if any respect for the girls, I am surprised to feel otherwise. Holly is very creative. Bridget (hope that is how she spells her name) is just a wonderfully warm and caring person. Kendra is the young and wild one. They are more than just a pretty face and an extremely hot body.

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