I can say without reservation that this is the STUPIDEST movie I have ever seen in my entire life. It was SO stupid, I can't believe that someone actually paid money for this movie to be made, or that people actually agreed to be a part of the cast and crew. I can hardly say more than that; after just watching it, I was so overwhelmed with a need to share in some forum how STUPID and POINTLESS that this movie is, that I was compelled to joined IMDb.com for the first time for the sole purpose of expressing this. If you decide to watch this movie anyway, you will agree with me; this review is my attempt to save you from "the silver bullet."
... View More*SPOILERS Of Wall Street* We open with a murder.Then, we get to the movie. And we wish we were killed too.Basically, it's the story of Jeff, a young man who wants to be a broker, and ends up being recruited by the WOLF Brothers (man, if that's not a neon sign that spells 'TROUBLE AHEAD'..).He ends up becoming another Abercrombie and Fitch Preppy Looking Broker, with a big aggressivity.But, he finds out that there is something weird beneath the WOLF Brothers' smooth façade...We get to see a lot of semi-naked male flesh, some good-looking gals, but NO werewolves, scariness, or titillating anything, except - semi-naked men, and showed in a very unflattering light.Done poorly, acted worse, it would've been better as a porno, where at the end, we see Jeff as a stockbroker... in a gay porn movie (which is a career worth looking into for the main actor, because dear, looking around confused is NOT acting) and we found out he has an unlocked sexuality.Really, a few touches here and there, and it could make a passable gay porn. The only way it could be watchable.Where are Mike, Joel and the Bots when you need them? I think that ALL of them should MST3K this.Wolves Of Wall Street: 2/10.
... View Morewho had this lame idea of mixing Wall Street and American Werewolf In London? Two perfectly great films do not necessarily make one good movie. Poorly acted, executed, filmed, edited and just a bad idea in the first place.Could this have been done better...I doubt it. I think the whole idea was a stillborn from the start. I also think it felt way too overdone already from both the "big business" and "scary werewolf from young guy" approach. I feel for the people that put any money or effort into this...total waste.Ugh..couldn't't stand the whole "transformation" thing. Not the man to werewolf but the wanna-be to "high stakes broker"...a beret? what were they thinking????
... View MoreIf you're going to make a movie about werewolves or vampires someone should actually turn into one. It would have been a good low-budget movie with a different hook but they failed to make a monster. Maybe it was a budget thing, I've been there. ADVISE: If you don't have enough money to do it right, don't do it!
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