A company retreat on a tropical island goes terribly awry. Welcome to the Jungle is for sure silly of course but it never looked on becoming an Oscar Worthy film right? Jean Claude Van Damme was pretty good but don't expect to see him for the whole ride tho but he does a pretty good job and the same goes for the rest of the cast as well. If you like comedies that take place in the jungle or some giant island? You're definitely going to enjoy this and believe me the best part of the entire movie was easily Jean Claude Van Damme for sure and his screams. (7/10)

However, it was not JCVD's fault. He was OK. But as others have mentioned, the writing - both the lines and the plot could have been way better...At times it feels like it was written by someone who wanted to make a funny movie but has no comedic sense, so they tried to force the funny.I think the best humor comes from actual actors ( but not these), especially when they play with the material/do different takes. Instead, here they just say dumb things. I disliked the wimpy lead/too nice cliché..,he ends up playing it very unlikeable. Jason Biggs in American Pie was wimpy and awkward, but funny and you want to root for him! But again, that's writing.About the casting...I think most (85%) of the cast was bad. I like JCVD, Dennis from All State...the funny- allison hanigan like girl, and the Asian guy...but everyone else- that is, another 6-9 character sucked. And JCVS's Son -I don't like him...I've seen him in a few of his dad's films now.Ir just seemed cliché, poorly written, and not believable. The leads friend has disgusting man boobs-like meatloaf in Fight Club. told ..and I felt like the director told him to act like Seth Rogen...I gave it a 3 out of 10. It looked good, locations wise, camera wise...all it needed was more interesting costars and better writing.JCVD says "i was tripping balls" it made me cringe because, I donor believe he'd ever say that...

First off, I LOVE spoof movies. I've got a great since of humor and this movie was not funny at all.. I have seen some really bad movies too, but this one has made it to my number one in WORST movie EVER watched. I did not read any reviews before seeing this and wish I had done so. There are a few who said they actually liked this movie. I will remember those who gave the movie a good review, just so I stay away from their reviews. Just because I disagree with them does not make their opinion bad or wrong, it just lets me know my taste and their taste in movies are not the same. Can not believe Megan Boone (The Blacklist) was in this movie. Or Adam Brody, he is a good actor as well. As for JCVD, this was not his kind of movie either, even if he was trying something different, this was not a good start being in this crappy not really funny movie. I did not expect much from this movie either, and it could not even produce that.This movie was just outright HORRIBLE..... Those who gave this a good review, I know never to read their reviews or trust their reviews....(again, we all have different taste and opinions) It is a piece of crapolla movie. It cost $3,500,000.00 to make... What?! I feel bad for all the investors who vested in this movie...I would've been so embarrassed if I was cast in this movie. Hopefully this would be the only bad movie I've ever been in, it happens. After this movie, all movies would be looking GREAT from here though... *smiles* Oh, in this movie it spoofs about some other movies, which made me smirk, so I found a smidgen of laughter for a second.

Let's put van Damme in the Jungle, pair him with Adam Brody and some other comedians and see what happens. That seems to be the motto of the movie. But while that might not sound that appealing, I thought it worked. Not always, see also some of the awkward lines van Damme has to deliver, but often enough.The movie is more than predictable, you can outright guess when what is coming and who will be getting what (or whom). But that is not the point. And while there is a journey, it's the isolation of the Jungle and the characters (used to work in offices), that make this movie funny. Is there potential for more? Sure! But that doesn't mean this is a bad movie. It's just a inferior one to what some might have expected ... still funny though