Little can be said about this pointless yarn other than that it has a beginning, a middle, and eventually an end. For me, the end didn't come soon enough so I changed the channel. But not before I had seen two cycles of a Hugh Laurie impersonator getting sucked into and spat out of some B-movie stage that I presume represents the inner workings of a Martian. The set designer did his best to cast an alien aura to the Martians with what he could find scouring thrift stores and dumpster diving. But the makeshift special effects did little to offset the bad acting, writing, and directing. All in all the movie was a bad experience that I have promised myself that I will never repeat.
... View MoreI jut tried to watch the movie for 15 minutes... It looked like a 50's matinée movie with horrendous actors and terrible Special and Sound FX. Don't even try to take a peek of the movie... It's awful! Boring story, boring speech lines, The music score repeating. I really don't understand why people make these movies. Would they think that it can be a blockbuster? Anyone explain this to me. And I totally agree with robert-greenwood-1 from United Kingdom. He said: "This movie has a really effective anti piracy idea built in." It's so bad that no one would copy and sell it!Please somebody stop me to keep writing this sort of review. Oh! one more thing. As we say in Mexico: Mr H. G. Wells would die again if he could watch War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave.
... View MoreInstead of watching this film, why not consider having a prefrontal lobotomy? If you don't like the sound of that, then take my lead, and shoot yourself in the face. Unfortunately for me, I have to write more lines of text to be able to submit this review. I really don't know how to elaborate further. My mouth is full of puke as I hold back the swear words. The makers of this film should be imprisoned for crimes against humanity. If you ever went to school, avoid this film. If you are totally high on moonshine all day everyday, have no teeth and sleep with your sister, then you will feel insulted at how stupid this film is. Go smash your face against the wall, that's more entertaining. Other than that. There is nothing to complain about.
... View MoreI mean, what?!? Who in their right mind would make such a film? Well the answer to that is C.Thomas Howell, and judging by the appearance of the man he ain't in his right mind. To star in and direct this tripe has clearly got to the lad and that might explain why his acting is almost the worst i have ever seen, but not quite....That title goes to the incomparable Kim Little. Good God! I just noticed that she was also in the first one playing a different character. Really, she was that good they thought, Yeh, get Kim for the sequel, she's the business!?! The film itself is unutterable bilge. Claw your eyes out to ease the pain type of thing. A script a rabid monkey clearly wrote, while on a bender. Fx from Doctor Who circa 1973. Don't worry though after half an hour your brain will have stopped all higher functions and you will be sitting there, drooling, not even knowing your own name.The only saving grace for me was that i caught this on TV and didn't shell out for this on Video like some. If my Video shop stocked this i would have to immediately leave the premises and pray to almighty Bhudda that it was obliterated by invading Aliens.The only reason they make this stuff is to try and trick some money from you.Write a letter to your Congressman, e-mail the Pope, phone the President! We have watched this so you don't have to. Save yourselves! Don't, Just Don't.
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