The Row
The Row
R | 27 July 2018 (USA)
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A killer stalks and terrorizes a group of sorority girls on a college campus.

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Michael Ledo

Riley Cole (Lala Kent) at the insistence of her best friend Becks (Mia Rose Frampton) pledges the Phi Lamda sorority at Vanternin State. Here Riley discovers her deceased mother was a legacy. Her father (Randy Couture) is a cop. The sorority is nicknamed "The Doll House" and is what a Victoria Secrets sorority would look like. Soon the girls are being killed and body parts stolen. Pretty girls in bikinis. The killings are not graphic or very horrific. Not many suspects. No creepy janitor. Slight twist on the back story. Do they still use the term "quad?" And why to cops use flashlights when they are trying to sneak up on someone in the dark? Guide: F-word, sex, brief partial nudity.

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Paradisepie6577

Very shaky cameras, quick pans in/out, 2 unconnected stories; one with no resolution, bimbo Head detective that was a horrible stand-in; I mean actress, quick kills that no-one seemed to be concerned about, lots of T&A jumping around, timeline made no sense, love Lala Kent but she wasn't exciting and has short one liners at a monotone voice. She is fun to watch on VANDERPUMP RULES. Very predictable to a lame "past event". Luckily I don't have to worry about money or I would be upset to lose the 8.50 I paid. This is more of a Netflix made silly slasher movie. Looks, plastic hoes, alcohol, drugs, is really the theme. Are there men in this movie? Lol

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schaltinjessica

So cliché (girl goes to university and wants to join a sorority, overbearing cop dad is having a hard time letting her go, people are being killed on campus, stories merge, you can predict where it's gonna go from there ...). Bad acting, bad editing, bad soundtrack... Just don't bother.

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Matthew Jacob De Beer

Murders are happening on campus and a freshman discovers "dark secrets" about the sorority she's pledging...and at 17mins in you will easily guess who the killer is. The headache-inducing editing and cringe-worthy acting make this a must-see for masochists and those who like their eyes to bleed. I've seen better quality films shot on an iPhone. The director is obviously going for a hip, happening kind of style that will cater to the dumbed down teenage market. The only problem is that even the teenage market expects more than this trite trash. Perhaps some naked boobs would have helped here, but even that is denied the discerning viewer (can't show naked boobies to under 14's!) Seriously though, this film is just a mess from start to finish. I've seen scarier Slipknot videos!

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