This is a fun film, I can't understand all the terrible reviews. I'd definitely watch it again. I think the cast have attracted people who can't handle this calibre of movie. I've only given it an 8 as it's missing that "killer" one liner and DMX is far from his best here, and we all know how good an actor he is on his day. That said the film is great in it's own terrible way. I like that in a movie. Not emotionally draining, just cringe-worthy fun. I think Michael Madsen and Michael Matthias are the stand out performances in this cringe-fest. Vinnie Jones is also hilarious. Especially the "vampire noises" he makes whilst driving a Lamborghini. This is the first review I've ever given anything because I think this movie deserves at least 1 fan.

...that makes me seriously question my local library's video acquisition policies. Irredeemably bad in virtually every respect, I hesitate to mention any names involved whatsoever, for fear of possible loss of my immortal soul. All of them should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. Let's just say that stuntmen should never be directors, Vin Diesel lookalikes should stick with being body doubles or anything else that keeps them out of public view, and bimbo actresses should always be seen and never heard. Also, Michael "never saw a paycheck I wouldn't take" Madsen and Armand "me, too" Assante should immediately retire from the business before they lose their own immortal souls. This is crap with a capital C and if anyone reading this actually goes out and buys, rents, or even steals/downloads it, well, it's your immortal soul, fool, and I hope you enjoyed it while you still had it. I almost never slap a "1" on a film, but this one surely deserves it for the absolute waste of $7m dollars it represents.

After finding out his brother has killed his parents Shawn (Matthias) he sets out on a quest for revenge. After finding his parents dead, Shawn finds out that his brother (Jones) has become a vampire. Shawn is the only one that can kill him, and the hunt begins. This is a hard movie to review, only for the fact that I'm not sure what this movie was. If it was meant to be a serious film then it was terrible. If it was meant to be a type of satire and over-the-top on purpose then it was great. I'm gonna assume the later because I can't believe this was supposed to be serious (Michael Madsen plays a heavily cursing priest). It was funny and entertaining and not a bad way to spend an hour and a half. The dialog is campy and the acting is pretty bad, but if you look at it as a cheesy on purpose movie it's good. I give it a B.Would I watch again? - I may, again with friends and beer.

I was laughing at how disappointed i was with this film.. Poor acting.. Poor camera man.. Poot effects was just plain feces.. To be honest the only we rented (thank god it was a rental) it was because it had Vinnie Jones in it.. But i'm sorry to say even that was disappointing..THERE ARE BREASTS IN THIS FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. . IM STRAIGHT AND FEMALE AND THAT WAS THE ONLY INTERESTING PART!!!Avoid this film at all costs!! The teeth gave the vampires a lisp! It looked like a really bad scooby doo episode to be honest i kind of wanted the gang to pop up at some point.All in all it gave me a few giggles but not because it was supposed to be funny. . Because it was that bad, i fell asleep during this at least twice.