This is terrible Just so bad but I quite liked it. The first omg line is "your legs are harder to shut the the Jon Benet case" It only got better with the arrival of the killer Turkey. And what a turkey he is, a walking, talking killer evil turkey. The acting is pretty bad with all the stereotypes present. The jock guy, the slut, the last girl, the virgin and the backwoods stoner go camping in the woods could have been a working title. If you like bad movies and have a spare 90 minutes this could be the movie you afternoon nap to.
... View MoreThis movie is so unbelievable bad it makes it somewhat okay. It does not fully give this movie a pardon for how awful it is but what do you expect from a movie about a killer turkey taking revenge on white people? That is about the extent of the plot. It is so poorly written and directed that it is laughable. They knew that this was a joke and the whole movie played like this. Now I do not think that this movie is the room or troll 2 bad but good but its almost there. But if seeing some over the top turkey puns is for you, watch this! If you want to hear more about this then check out our podcast The FMK Show on all different social media!
... View MoreMaybe it's my dads fault for introducing me to Killer Clowns, Killer Tomatoes, and the like, but this movie is freakin awesome in its bad acting, low budget, and terrible script (with equally terrible one lines. I recommend it.Watch it sober or after a few bowls, doesn't matter it's low budget film making at it's best. there is a rumoured sequel, and if it's even half as funny then it'll be worth every groan. contains possibly the only turkey on woman sex scene ever, notable for the great one-liner "you've been stuffed " . be aware prior to viewing that the camera is a bit jerky and dizzying, an effect that works in this instance.
... View Morein some movies brevity is the movie's saving grace. a film that would be terrible at 100 minutes is quite tolerable at 87 minutes. at a mere seventy minutes Thankskilling is brief but not quite mercifully so. The movie begins to recycle it's own out-of-date pop culture jokes somewhere along the thirty minute mark. This should tell you where it stands at 70. The acting is amateurish to the point of annoyance. The plot stupid and poorly thought out. The special effects are bad, but not bad in a good way. Those hoping for an Eli Roth style Thankgiving will be sorely let down. Generally a movie like this would throw in generous heaps of female nudity to make up for it's utterly slipshod nature. not so here. The silly horror Jack Frost does this same thing a million times better. Don't bother.
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